i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
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Jesus wipes his butt with angels?
uhm...Danielle? is this yours?
shaame, they picked my text and i cant even take much credit for it.
Charmin F Ultra-Soft-Double-Roll, imo
is this my roommate?? we have the BEST tp.. Charmin in the red package.. 978 FTW
Laughed so hard I need to get up from my desk and walk away
The inverse of that is John Wayne TP: its rough, tough and dont take no shit from nobody.
That was the first time I ever laughed out loud about this site. Classic.
floating ass first into heaving gives quite a funny image to think about
i wanna use that tp! which one is it?
It must have been the green Kleenex cottenelle (the one with aloe)... That's what jesus wipes his ass with (and the angels)
Bahahahahahahah, fucking hilarious, will u marry me?
oh man this is great the whole floating ass first into heaven brought tears to my eyes
I must find this T.P.!
no, the names not Danielle, and a marriage could be arranged.
harest laugh i've had from this site so far..
baby wipes ftw
not sure on the type of tp it was. it caught me off guard entirely too
Lotus "Just One". Best TP evar...
Seriously, though, what kinda TP?
Paradigmatic good night.
If it was the Cadillac of toilet paper, then it was probably awful.
Keep it classy, Massachusetts.
Sounds like drunken shitting. I bet they used someones cashmere sweater or something. Awesome.
LMFAO thats freakin great!!!
Do you know the name?? I must have it
i want that toilet paper
Yes this one is added to my favorites list. Very funny!
Thank you JESUS (spanish pronounciation) for letting me read this!!! Thank You LAWD!!!
Awesome. Ha ha. I love how there's always that one friend you can send something like that to and know they'll understand.
*salute to greatness*
Of course Jesus wipes his ass with angels, he's the gangster son of god!!! Now you know your eternal fate if you don't start sinning NOW!!!
How high you were is making me laugh.