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  • 99 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:54pm

    Jesus wipes his butt with angels?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:12pm

    That was the first time I ever laughed out loud about this site. Classic.

  • 94 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:47pm

    uhm...Danielle? is this yours?

  • 86 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:09pm

    The inverse of that is John Wayne TP: its rough, tough and dont take no shit from nobody.

  • 91 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:34pm

    is this my roommate?? we have the BEST tp.. Charmin in the red package.. 978 FTW

  • 95 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:12pm

    Charmin F Ultra-Soft-Double-Roll, imo

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:45pm

    It must have been the green Kleenex cottenelle (the one with aloe)... That's what jesus wipes his ass with (and the angels)

  • 77 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:32pm

    Laughed so hard I need to get up from my desk and walk away

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:10pm

    shaame, they picked my text and i cant even take much credit for it.

  • 71 62
    Submitted by dee3108 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:40am

    Do you know the name?? I must have it

  • 75 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:21pm

    not sure on the type of tp it was. it caught me off guard entirely too

  • 86 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:20pm

    floating ass first into heaving gives quite a funny image to think about hahah niiiice one

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:36am

    Lotus "Just One". Best TP evar...

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:12pm

    I must find this T.P.!

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:09am

    oh man this is great the whole floating ass first into heaven brought tears to my eyes

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:10am

    i wanna use that tp! which one is it?

  • 79 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:05pm

    Sounds like drunken shitting. I bet they used someones cashmere sweater or something. Awesome.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:40pm

    If it was the Cadillac of toilet paper, then it was probably awful.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:29pm

    no, the names not Danielle, and a marriage could be arranged.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:13pm

    Thank you JESUS (spanish pronounciation) for letting me read this!!! Thank You LAWD!!!

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:44pm

    LMAO! Seriously, though, what kinda TP?

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:27am

    Paradigmatic good night.

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:47pm

    Bahahahahahahah, fucking hilarious, will u marry me?

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:48am

    Keep it classy, Massachusetts.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:52pm

    LMFAO thats freakin great!!!

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:29pm

    Yes this one is added to my favorites list. Very funny!

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:51pm

    i want that toilet paper

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:58pm

    harest laugh i've had from this site so far.. baby wipes ftw

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Azaria on Jan 18, 12 at 1:58pm

    How high you were is making me laugh.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 5:23pm

    Awesome. Ha ha. I love how there's always that one friend you can send something like that to and know they'll understand.

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:57pm

    Of course Jesus wipes his ass with angels, he's the gangster son of god!!! Now you know your eternal fate if you don't start sinning NOW!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:17am

    *salute to greatness*