Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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That was your jaw.
Which is good, 'cause it sounds like you'll need it to stretch that far.
When I responded to this, the count of up vs. down was 69-1. Which I find incredibly appropriate and even more hilarious.
I can haz number?
Wow good shit
Everything's bigger in Texas!!!!
...only guys talk like this about penis
Haha if it was pourto rican then I think I know who this is talkin about and trust me it's DAMN
Nice! I've been told that...
I can't help it!
I don't want people knowing this about me! guess it's out there now
It's expected when you have no legs...
Merry Christmas get started
everythings bigger in texas. :)
Sounds vaguely similar to a seen in the book " I hope they serve beer in hell"
close, its similar