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  • Sending a woman "..." means you're wishing her lots of periods. Which means you hope you didn't knock her up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:40pm
  • The ellipsis in a text definitely has shady implications.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:03am
  • wanna watch a movie...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:30pm
  • I fucking hate an ellipsis via messages. WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING HERE? Drives me nuts. Creepy laughs especially. Heh heh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:23pm
  • onus? nicely done sir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Ending a text with an ellipsis places the onus on the other person. If he/she infers something sexual and responds in kind, you're set. If he or she takes offense, you have plausible deniability. If he/she misses the point entirely, no harm done. Win/win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:59pm
  • other surefire booty call text: "Hey" or "Yo" and nothing else, anytime past 1:45 am. usually capitalized.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:42pm
  • wanna play tetris?...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:46pm
  • sometimes it does, not always...so was it a good night or a bad night 714?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:56am
  • sometimes a guy i hook up with will just send me "..." implying sex. WTF GUYS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Indeed it does sweetcheeks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:57am
  • thats basically from "mama mia"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:56pm
  • I thought … just means you are trailing off in thought

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:02pm
  • Really with the Mamma Mia. Seriously? And...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:19pm
  • i use ". . . ." all the time onthe end of my texts so no not always!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:46am
  • You can't yada yada sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Genius text, I'm going to hope it works as well for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:58pm
  • ";) ..." creepiest text ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:19am
  • I got a new gerbil...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:45pm
  • i just burnt my tongue..

    Submitted by kayteakat on Aug 8, 10 at 5:53pm
  • 4:37, that's miss, not sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:32pm
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