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  • Nothing says class quite like letting a guy cum on your face..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:31pm
    • Unless she let's you cum in her mouth and she swollows

      Submitted by ashes87 on Jul 18, 10 at 8:44am
  • Look on the bright side - at least you sent it to someone who already knew what happened. Far better than your mother getting that text.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:44pm
  • I'm a guy and honestly I don't get the whole faceal thing... There is nothing hot by cumming on a girls face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:45pm
  • I don't get why everyone does this. Like why make a point to cum on a girls face? Either ejac in her vagina or in her mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:21pm
  • I like to swallow a guys cum :) yumm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:28pm
  • I remember this one time in college, I talked to this pretty girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:25pm
  • I dont get why ppl are so offended by cumming on a chics face. If she doesnt mind whats the issue?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:28am
  • If she takes a load of hot cum on the face, she's a keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:24pm
  • I remember my first beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:15pm
  • I feel honored to live in 843.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:51pm
  • Way to uphold the standards that the country has come to except from people in South Carolina....

    Submitted by GirlFromLastNite on Feb 17, 10 at 7:34pm
    • way to spell words wrong when trying to make fun of other people.

      Submitted by JM8615 on Feb 17, 10 at 8:30pm
    • way to sound like a dumbass while trying to sound intelligent. maybe you should move to south carolina with the rest of us morons.

      Submitted by mrsdoubtfire on Feb 19, 10 at 3:48am
  • Oops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:50pm
  • Man you people are retarded. This was a Good Night. The guy got blown....

    Submitted by theassman on Feb 18, 10 at 5:27am
  • Is it weird that I let my bf cum on my face?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:56pm
  • People like you make me embarrassed to be from the 843....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:31pm
  • Fantastic!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:31pm
  • 7:53 that's funnier than the actual OP. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:59pm
  • 12:19, 11:47 here. Depends..are you a dude or a chick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:12am
  • Owned!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Win all around! Don't see any fail in this at all!

    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 17, 10 at 7:17pm
  • These 'wrong number' texts are so fake. Funny, but fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:36pm
  • Ha! Funniest thing I've read on here! -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Question - facials. What's the point? I agree with that one dude said about the same thing. It's not hot.... "Blowing your load" as you call seems almost barbaric. Shouldn't it also be about making her orgasm too? It's the feeling that you complete one another, you know?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:13am
    • The sort of situations where this comes up, I think the train of thought is more so "I'll complete my orgasm, then she'll complete my sandwich".

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 3:14am
    • Porn. It's more visually interesting to have an actor ejaculate on to someone then into someone. And sadly, most people who watch porn just assume it's hot because it's in porn. Props to those who actually find facials hot, boo to those who think it's hot because they saw it in a porno.

      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 18, 10 at 7:39am
    • Ask any girl who enjoys it and they will say it also helps with having nice clear skin plus a full days worth of protein if you decide to go that route.

      Submitted by tillytill99 on Feb 18, 10 at 10:05am
      • I call bullshit on that. Half the time they get it in your eye, your nose, or your hair. Have you ever had cum in your eye? That shit BURNS. But you know, nothing is sexier than when the woman you just had sex with is writhing in pain and screaming "Oh my god, my EYE, my EYE." Just swallow it, fer chrissake. So much less of a mess.

        Submitted by aimeelee76 on Feb 18, 10 at 3:33pm
    • are u serious? some guys just find it attractive. thats like asking why we like any other sexual thing. it just turns some guys on. i mean u tlk about it bein just as much about the girl climaxing and i agree. it should be. i really care about any sex i have bein pleasurable for the girl. but when it comes to cummin (no pun intended) would u rather us cum somewhere else? like inside u? better on ur face then in there if it gets us off and ur not opposed to it, who cares? its not like most guys will

      Submitted by kbmore on Mar 2, 10 at 9:00pm
  • Represent tha 843!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:30pm
  • Yet another "oops wrong number". Fake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:06am
  • 12:13- no it's not about you females. Get over yourself! It's about us "blowing a load" wherever the hell we want to. Biaatch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:18am
  • Classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:25pm
  • *don't*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:35pm
  • Hahahahaha @803

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:49am
  • Let's just think about this for a second... if everyone in America has the same rights and is treated equal, than why the FUCK is there still the NAACP?? It's reverse racism.. we need a NAAWP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:33am
  • @8:42 yes. You are the only one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:45pm
  • All you who think this is cool, I hope YOUR son marries a whore, such as this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:50pm
  • First!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:16pm
  • 3:01are we talking about blacks? if we are talking about blacks let's use an atomic bomb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:15pm
  • ouch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:45am
  • One of the funniest posts I have seen on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Aww that sux

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:51pm
  • Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:16pm
  • in Mexico the girls get the wrong number n txt you cumin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:32pm
  • Hahaha@9:23!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:27am
  • Priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:08pm
  • Funniest shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:34pm
  • 10:28 me too. It tastes like warm ocean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:50pm
  • Face shot = win. Eye shot = winwinwin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:45am
  • LMFAO!!! All u can say is I hope ur cool about it! OP cuz we love "decorating" a beautiful canvas such as U! If only u had sisters I knew... Hehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Soviet Russia guy needs to get hit by a car. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:13am
    • Amen to that. Should we use a semi or drive a maserati and like 200mph and watch him fly?

      Submitted by jiggaboo on Feb 18, 10 at 3:01pm
  • No trust me this happens..one of my exes always used to text me when he meant to text his friends about me...boys are idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Is everyone a damn retard?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:44pm
  • I think I speak for all of male mankind when that those d-bags seriously need to quit humping the blow-up dolls, stop watching crappy porn, and move out of their parents' basement. The only 'Fact' here is that you're a shallow prick and you've never touched a female or hell, even spoken to one in your life. Be a gentleman, and maybe, just maybe, some girl might pity you enough or be drunk enough so much she'll actually let you touch her. Good day. Sincerely, 12:13

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:25pm
  • In soviet Russia, ur nothing but inbreds, we kicked ur ass back to the stone age in the 60's when u tried to park up in Cuba! Ur nothing then an ur nothing now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:47am
  • 11:47- can we get married??? You fucking rock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:19am
  • Charleston, SC. Way to represent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:57pm
  • LMFAO! That's fuckeddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:55am
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:31pm
  • Fights on tfln are pointless and immature.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:09am
  • Damn dude that sucks supa ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:45pm
  • This does work haha. Been using it for 2 years :)

    Submitted by Fuchueson on Feb 18, 10 at 9:14am
  • Can anyone here wipe their own ass besides me???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:20pm
  • 9.50 shut up and go to bed before i get my cat to cum on your face. Idiota.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:05pm
  • 12:18, I'm male. And straight. Grow up. And get laid, but with that kind of personality, I doubt it will happen soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:23am
  • Is mother russia she cums on your face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:45pm
  • 1155 u just made me realize that the fatass loser that does the soviet russia shit is also the white supremicist asshole that makes the dumbass racist jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:28am
  • When I was stationed in Charleston, I hated it... But I would come back for something like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:03am
  • Either way

    Submitted by melazing on Aug 13, 11 at 9:59am
  • facial?

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 19, 10 at 1:13am
  • Fake fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:46am
  • Text to friend who isnt the girl whose face you came on? Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:48pm
  • 8:13 agreed :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:52am
  • Ha 12:18 the only place you'll be "blowing your load" is on your hand. What a sad sack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:22am
  • Mark your territory ;) lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:13pm
  • HAHAHA. faaaaiiillllllllllllllll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:08pm
  • thats bull. but ive had jizzz all up in my eye before. that shit does burn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:22pm
  • 1213 nice rant You know what really grinds MY gears lolzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:47pm
  • Haha 843 is where I live

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Fuck all of you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:56am
  • Haha FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Great way to start your morning!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:57am
  • somebody is in trouble - the roaming gnome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Guys: fyi, most girls don't mind this as long as you get it in their hair. Fact.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:34pm
  • Soviet Russia bitches don't want to fuck with the USA. We would tear you a new asshole. Y'all can't afford tanks much less go to war. It will be ten years before you fags can roll out a stealth fighter and by then we will have a 6 gen fighter. Y'all are done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:23am
  • @944, yeahup. What gave it away??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:35pm
  • I like to harvest my cum and put it on my pubey salad :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:45pm
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