You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:31pm

    Nothing says class quite like letting a guy cum on your face..

    • 40 39
      Submitted by ashes87 on Jul 18, 10 at 8:44am

      Unless she let's you cum in her mouth and she swollows

  • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:44pm

    Look on the bright side - at least you sent it to someone who already knew what happened. Far better than your mother getting that text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:45pm

    I'm a guy and honestly I don't get the whole faceal thing... There is nothing hot by cumming on a girls face

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:28pm

    I like to swallow a guys cum :) yumm

  • 99 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:25pm

    I remember this one time in college, I talked to this pretty girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:24pm

    If she takes a load of hot cum on the face, she's a keeper.

  • 93 73
    Submitted by GirlFromLastNite on Feb 17, 10 at 7:34pm

    Way to uphold the standards that the country has come to except from people in South Carolina....

    • 42 72
      Submitted by JM8615 on Feb 17, 10 at 8:30pm

      way to spell words wrong when trying to make fun of other people.

    • 56 66
      Submitted by mrsdoubtfire on Feb 19, 10 at 3:48am

      way to sound like a dumbass while trying to sound intelligent. maybe you should move to south carolina with the rest of us morons.

  • 91 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:15pm

    I remember my first beer

  • 84 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:50pm

    10:28 me too. It tastes like warm ocean

  • 86 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:21pm

    I don't get why everyone does this. Like why make a point to cum on a girls face? Either ejac in her vagina or in her mouth.

  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:45pm

    @8:42 yes. You are the only one.

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:28am

    I dont get why ppl are so offended by cumming on a chics face. If she doesnt mind whats the issue?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:13am

    Question - facials. What's the point? I agree with that one dude said about the same thing. It's not hot.... "Blowing your load" as you call seems almost barbaric. Shouldn't it also be about making her orgasm too? It's the feeling that you complete one another, you know?

    • 54 41
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 3:14am

      The sort of situations where this comes up, I think the train of thought is more so "I'll complete my orgasm, then she'll complete my sandwich".

    • 45 60
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 18, 10 at 7:39am

      Porn. It's more visually interesting to have an actor ejaculate on to someone then into someone. And sadly, most people who watch porn just assume it's hot because it's in porn. Props to those who actually find facials hot, boo to those who think it's hot because they saw it in a porno.

    • 42 74
      Submitted by tillytill99 on Feb 18, 10 at 10:05am

      Ask any girl who enjoys it and they will say it also helps with having nice clear skin plus a full days worth of protein if you decide to go that route.

      • 35 64
        Submitted by aimeelee76 on Feb 18, 10 at 3:33pm

        I call bullshit on that. Half the time they get it in your eye, your nose, or your hair. Have you ever had cum in your eye? That shit BURNS. But you know, nothing is sexier than when the woman you just had sex with is writhing in pain and screaming "Oh my god, my EYE, my EYE." Just swallow it, fer chrissake. So much less of a mess.

    • 58 52
      Submitted by kbmore on Mar 2, 10 at 9:00pm

      are u serious? some guys just find it attractive. thats like asking why we like any other sexual thing. it just turns some guys on. i mean u tlk about it bein just as much about the girl climaxing and i agree. it should be. i really care about any sex i have bein pleasurable for the girl. but when it comes to cummin (no pun intended) would u rather us cum somewhere else? like inside u? better on ur face then in there if it gets us off and ur not opposed to it, who cares? its not like most guys will

  • 73 62
    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 17, 10 at 7:17pm

    Win all around! Don't see any fail in this at all!

  • 67 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:17pm

    Owned!

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:31pm

    Fantastic!!!

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:56pm

    Is it weird that I let my bf cum on my face?

  • 68 62
    Submitted by theassman on Feb 18, 10 at 5:27am

    Man you people are retarded. This was a Good Night. The guy got blown....

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:25pm

    Classy

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:50pm

    Oops

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:42pm

    Ha! Funniest thing I've read on here! -girl next door

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:51pm

    I feel honored to live in 843.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:34pm

    Funniest shit

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:06am

    Yet another "oops wrong number". Fake!

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:29pm

    One of the funniest posts I have seen on here

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:32pm

    in Mexico the girls get the wrong number n txt you cumin

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:20pm

    Can anyone here wipe their own ass besides me???

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:49am

    Hahahahaha @803

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:09am

    Fights on tfln are pointless and immature.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:19pm

    LMFAO!!! All u can say is I hope ur cool about it! OP cuz we love "decorating" a beautiful canvas such as U! If only u had sisters I knew... Hehe

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:47am

    In soviet Russia, ur nothing but inbreds, we kicked ur ass back to the stone age in the 60's when u tried to park up in Cuba! Ur nothing then an ur nothing now

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:45am

    Face shot = win. Eye shot = winwinwin.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:36pm

    These 'wrong number' texts are so fake. Funny, but fake.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:30pm

    Represent tha 843!

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:45pm

    Is mother russia she cums on your face

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:12am

    12:19, 11:47 here. Depends..are you a dude or a chick?

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:19am

    11:47- can we get married??? You fucking rock

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:51pm

    Aww that sux

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:13pm

    Mark your territory ;) lol

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:48pm

    Text to friend who isnt the girl whose face you came on? Fail.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:44pm

    Is everyone a damn retard?

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:31pm

    Fake

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:13am

    Soviet Russia guy needs to get hit by a car. Seriously.

    • 47 55
      Submitted by jiggaboo on Feb 18, 10 at 3:01pm

      Amen to that. Should we use a semi or drive a maserati and like 200mph and watch him fly?

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:23am

    12:18, I'm male. And straight. Grow up. And get laid, but with that kind of personality, I doubt it will happen soon.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:08pm

    Priceless.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:08pm

    HAHAHA. faaaaiiillllllllllllllll

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:59pm

    7:53 that's funnier than the actual OP. LOL

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:50pm

    All you who think this is cool, I hope YOUR son marries a whore, such as this.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:25pm

    I think I speak for all of male mankind when that those d-bags seriously need to quit humping the blow-up dolls, stop watching crappy porn, and move out of their parents' basement. The only 'Fact' here is that you're a shallow prick and you've never touched a female or hell, even spoken to one in your life. Be a gentleman, and maybe, just maybe, some girl might pity you enough or be drunk enough so much she'll actually let you touch her. Good day. Sincerely, 12:13

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:40pm

    No trust me this happens..one of my exes always used to text me when he meant to text his friends about me...boys are idiots.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:31pm

    People like you make me embarrassed to be from the 843....

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:27am

    Hahaha@9:23!!!

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:33am

    Let's just think about this for a second... if everyone in America has the same rights and is treated equal, than why the FUCK is there still the NAACP?? It's reverse racism.. we need a NAAWP!

    • 55 62
      Submitted by tcdunla13 on Feb 24, 10 at 9:37pm

      You need to go record a song with David Allen Coe

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:16pm

    Fail.

  • 34 35
    Submitted by melazing on Aug 13, 11 at 9:59am

    Either way

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:56am

    Fuck all of you

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:03am

    When I was stationed in Charleston, I hated it... But I would come back for something like this.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:45am

    ouch

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Fuchueson on Feb 18, 10 at 9:14am

    This does work haha. Been using it for 2 years :)

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:55am

    LMFAO! That's fuckeddd

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:57pm

    Charleston, SC. Way to represent.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:16pm

    First!

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:52am

    8:13 agreed :)

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:15pm

    3:01are we talking about blacks? if we are talking about blacks let's use an atomic bomb

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:26pm

    somebody is in trouble - the roaming gnome

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:28am

    1155 u just made me realize that the fatass loser that does the soviet russia shit is also the white supremicist asshole that makes the dumbass racist jokes

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:22am

    Ha 12:18 the only place you'll be "blowing your load" is on your hand. What a sad sack.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:57am

    Great way to start your morning!!!

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:05pm

    9.50 shut up and go to bed before i get my cat to cum on your face. Idiota.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:45pm

    I like to harvest my cum and put it on my pubey salad :)

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:05pm

    Haha 843 is where I live

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:45pm

    Damn dude that sucks supa ass

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:46am

    Fake fake

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:22pm

    thats bull. but ive had jizzz all up in my eye before. that shit does burn!

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:35pm

    *don't*

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:34pm

    Guys: fyi, most girls don't mind this as long as you get it in their hair. Fact.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:23am

    Soviet Russia bitches don't want to fuck with the USA. We would tear you a new asshole. Y'all can't afford tanks much less go to war. It will be ten years before you fags can roll out a stealth fighter and by then we will have a 6 gen fighter. Y'all are done

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:53pm

    Haha FAIL

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:18am

    12:13- no it's not about you females. Get over yourself! It's about us "blowing a load" wherever the hell we want to. Biaatch

    • 52 68
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 18, 10 at 7:40am

      Nothing screams bitter virgin more than that comment right there.

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:47pm

    1213 nice rant You know what really grinds MY gears lolzz

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:35pm

    @944, yeahup. What gave it away??

  • 36 84
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 19, 10 at 1:13am

    facial?