Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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Nothing says class quite like letting a guy cum on your face..
Unless she let's you cum in her mouth and she swollows
Look on the bright side - at least you sent it to someone who already knew what happened. Far better than your mother getting that text.
I'm a guy and honestly I don't get the whole faceal thing... There is nothing hot by cumming on a girls face
I don't get why everyone does this. Like why make a point to cum on a girls face? Either ejac in her vagina or in her mouth.
I like to swallow a guys cum :) yumm
I remember this one time in college, I talked to this pretty girl.
I dont get why ppl are so offended by cumming on a chics face. If she doesnt mind whats the issue?
If she takes a load of hot cum on the face, she's a keeper.
I remember my first beer
Way to uphold the standards that the country has come to except from people in South Carolina....
way to spell words wrong when trying to make fun of other people.
way to sound like a dumbass while trying to sound intelligent. maybe you should move to south carolina with the rest of us morons.
I feel honored to live in 843.
Man you people are retarded. This was a Good Night. The guy got blown....
Is it weird that I let my bf cum on my face?
People like you make me embarrassed to be from the 843....
12:19, 11:47 here. Depends..are you a dude or a chick?
7:53 that's funnier than the actual OP. LOL
Represent tha 843!
Win all around! Don't see any fail in this at all!
These 'wrong number' texts are so fake. Funny, but fake.
Question - facials. What's the point? I agree with that one dude said about the same thing. It's not hot.... "Blowing your load" as you call seems almost barbaric. Shouldn't it also be about making her orgasm too? It's the feeling that you complete one another, you know?
The sort of situations where this comes up, I think the train of thought is more so "I'll complete my orgasm, then she'll complete my sandwich".
Porn. It's more visually interesting to have an actor ejaculate on to someone then into someone. And sadly, most people who watch porn just assume it's hot because it's in porn. Props to those who actually find facials hot, boo to those who think it's hot because they saw it in a porno.
Ask any girl who enjoys it and they will say it also helps with having nice clear skin plus a full days worth of protein if you decide to go that route.
I call bullshit on that. Half the time they get it in your eye, your nose, or your hair. Have you ever had cum in your eye? That shit BURNS. But you know, nothing is sexier than when the woman you just had sex with is writhing in pain and screaming "Oh my god, my EYE, my EYE." Just swallow it, fer chrissake. So much less of a mess.
are u serious? some guys just find it attractive. thats like asking why we like any other sexual thing. it just turns some guys on. i mean u tlk about it bein just as much about the girl climaxing and i agree. it should be. i really care about any sex i have bein pleasurable for the girl. but when it comes to cummin (no pun intended) would u rather us cum somewhere else? like inside u? better on ur face then in there if it gets us off and ur not opposed to it, who cares? its not like most guys will
12:13- no it's not about you females. Get over yourself! It's about us "blowing a load" wherever the hell we want to. Biaatch
Nothing screams bitter virgin more than that comment right there.
now that, is hilarious
Yet another "oops wrong number". Fake!
Ha! Funniest thing I've read on here!
-girl next door
@8:42 yes. You are the only one.
Let's just think about this for a second... if everyone in America has the same rights and is treated equal, than why the FUCK is there still the NAACP?? It's reverse racism.. we need a NAAWP!
You need to go record a song with David Allen Coe
All you who think this is cool, I hope YOUR son marries a whore, such as this.
LMFAO!!! All u can say is I hope ur cool about it! OP cuz we love "decorating" a beautiful canvas such as U! If only u had sisters I knew... Hehe
3:01are we talking about blacks? if we are talking about blacks let's use an atomic bomb
Aww that sux
in Mexico the girls get the wrong number n txt you cumin
10:28 me too. It tastes like warm ocean
Face shot = win. Eye shot = winwinwin.
One of the funniest posts I have seen on here
Soviet Russia guy needs to get hit by a car. Seriously.
Amen to that. Should we use a semi or drive a maserati and like 200mph and watch him fly?
No trust me this happens..one of my exes always used to text me when he meant to text his friends about me...boys are idiots.
Is everyone a damn retard?
I think I speak for all of male mankind when that those d-bags seriously need to quit humping the blow-up dolls, stop watching crappy porn, and move out of their parents' basement. The only 'Fact' here is that you're a shallow prick and you've never touched a female or hell, even spoken to one in your life. Be a gentleman, and maybe, just maybe, some girl might pity you enough or be drunk enough so much she'll actually let you touch her. Good day.
In soviet Russia, ur nothing but inbreds, we kicked ur ass back to the stone age in the 60's when u tried to park up in Cuba! Ur nothing then an ur nothing now
11:47- can we get married??? You fucking rock
Charleston, SC. Way to represent.
LMFAO! That's fuckeddd
Damn dude that sucks supa ass
Fights on tfln are pointless and immature.
12:18, I'm male. And straight. Grow up. And get laid, but with that kind of personality, I doubt it will happen soon.
This does work haha. Been using it for 2 years :)
Can anyone here wipe their own ass besides me???
9.50 shut up and go to bed before i get my cat to cum on your face. Idiota.
Is mother russia she cums on your face
When I was stationed in Charleston, I hated it... But I would come back for something like this.
thats bull. but ive had jizzz all up in my eye before. that shit does burn!
Mark your territory ;) lol
1155 u just made me realize that the fatass loser that does the soviet russia shit is also the white supremicist asshole that makes the dumbass racist jokes
8:13 agreed :)
Ha 12:18 the only place you'll be "blowing your load" is on your hand. What a sad sack.
Fuck all of you
1213 nice rant
You know what really grinds MY gears lolzz
Text to friend who isnt the girl whose face you came on?
Haha 843 is where I live
Great way to start your morning!!!
Soviet Russia bitches don't want to fuck with the USA. We would tear you a new asshole. Y'all can't afford tanks much less go to war. It will be ten years before you fags can roll out a stealth fighter and by then we will have a 6 gen fighter. Y'all are done
somebody is in trouble
- the roaming gnome
Guys: fyi, most girls don't mind this as long as you get it in their hair. Fact.
@944, yeahup. What gave it away??
I like to harvest my cum and put it on my pubey salad :)