He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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Hopefully his tongue is ready to pick up the slack!
Sounds like somebody has a case of being a little bitch. I'm going to prescribe a heavy dose of man the fuck up.
What about the other finger.
Its probably something to do with HER vagina not HIS fingers
I'd say get your self a new guy this one is a pussy...
He sounds like a real douchebag
Yet another uses "Literally" in the wrong context.
Sounds to me like it is the right context, since he actually has the note.
No... It not actually. "He literally had a note.." as opposed to what? Figuratively having a note??
No... It's not actually. "He literally had a note.." as opposed to what? Figuratively having a note??
Hand over the man card, it's being suspended for the duration of the doctors note.