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  • Submitted by hacker201 on Mar 16, 11 at 12:00pm

    Hopefully his tongue is ready to pick up the slack!

  • Submitted by firefox86 on Mar 16, 11 at 4:45pm

    Sounds like somebody has a case of being a little bitch. I'm going to prescribe a heavy dose of man the fuck up.

  • Submitted by iluvmy65 on Mar 16, 11 at 11:15am

    What about the other finger.

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      Submitted by iDreamOfWeenie on Mar 16, 11 at 4:36pm

      Its probably something to do with HER vagina not HIS fingers

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    Submitted by bibiyx3 on Mar 16, 11 at 1:37pm

    I'd say get your self a new guy this one is a pussy...

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    Submitted by fairamar on Mar 16, 11 at 1:41pm

    Hacker.... Genius.

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    Submitted by Eag1e92 on Mar 16, 11 at 11:57am

    Teeth

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    Submitted by Skye33 on Mar 20, 11 at 10:12am

    He sounds like a real douchebag

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    Submitted by bananacray on May 29, 13 at 6:52pm

    Hand over the man card, it's being suspended for the duration of the doctors note.

  • Submitted by PickleFcker on Mar 16, 11 at 12:17pm

    Yet another uses "Literally" in the wrong context.

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      Submitted by 1082.41 on Mar 16, 11 at 12:33pm

      Sounds to me like it is the right context, since he actually has the note.

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        Submitted by cdese on Mar 16, 11 at 11:54pm

        No... It not actually. "He literally had a note.." as opposed to what? Figuratively having a note??

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        Submitted by cdese on Mar 16, 11 at 11:57pm

        No... It's not actually. "He literally had a note.." as opposed to what? Figuratively having a note??