Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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Sincerely, Lindsay L.
Interestingly, alcohol used to be used as engine coolant as it's ability to niether freeze or boil at 212, before ethylene glycol came out
I mean, I write texts to random objects...you don't?
Who're you sending this to?
I'd sooooo do that xDD
I'm sure a drunk car is normal for this part of Louisiana.
I bet that cars fucked tho
Getting your car drunk is a much better way to fix your engine
lmao gossipgirl <3 I'm in heaven with this so favoring it
Honestly you people know nothing. You pour the vodka into a water bottle to carry it around more easily in say a movie theatre. And believe me people from the 337 are not lightweights. Visit south Louisiana if you doubt it. And perhaps it was sent as a joke to a friend??
Hahaha. Wow. I wonder what kind of car it was. Poor car.
who would you send this to? hah
Hope the alcohol made it into the coolant piping rather than just poured over an overheated engine. Can you say fire?
idoubt its authenticiity. but he could have sent it to the girl as in a "hey bitch look what you did" kinda text?
This is fake and stupid... Who would this so called text even go to?
Some of us have friends who occasionally enjoy laughing. \n\nObviously you aren't a part of that
Hahahahah new favorite! And the comments rofl!
so heres the deal, i am blair and that is farah... and we are from louisiana and it was from tiki tubing because we couldnt have glass! and TRY calling us lightweights.... you have no fucking clue! and the poor man looked so pitiful.... and i had no idea this was even on here! im glad the rest of the world got to hear about my amazing moment!
I highly doubt this was a text.. solid effort?
Love always, Serena van der Woodsen.
This "underage lightweight pussy" is from south Louisiana and can probably drink you under the table.
that sucks. first
I LOVE tiki tubing!!!!
Damn. That. Sucks. A. Lot.
Doubt that hann
Why did you hide it in a water bottle? You should have drank it first, you underage lightweight pussy
Lindsay L? who are you talking about?
and all of this was on facebook, someone turned it into a text, this was my status: Dear man with over heated vehicle in the middle of congress, my kind friend Farah decided to not inform me that one of the 2 water bottles on my floor was full of vodka. i gave you the wrong one. im sorry i probably ruined your vehicle! Dear Farah, WHO PUTS A WATER BOTTLE FULL OF VODKA IN SOMEONES CAR WITHOUT TELLING THEM!