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  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:29pm

    bad night for the OP.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:50pm

    this beat "fuck that shit he be payin me!" ??? wow

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:46am

    Wow 12:14, no surprises why they didnt post that.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:54pm

    Enough of this Farmville shit already...I could care less of you play it...but to fucking talk about it...dude

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:35am

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:13am

    Seriously... I don't know anyone that even uses the phrase 'walk of shame' on a day to day basis. It's semi-annoying to see it on ever other text

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:15pm

    I sent one today that said... Wanna fuck? Nick this is Sarah's mom oh sry what's ur daughters number agin? I guess this isn't as funny as I thought

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:51pm

    Ur 847 u prob go to main south with me

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:42am

    Farmville is her only friend? More like barntown is the girls only person who will talk to her. - Ken -

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:51pm

    this is mariannas text

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:49am

    Ken>Jeff he's so rebellious I'm in love.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:18am

    Farmville is just inherently funny.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:55pm

    Charles Rutherford enjoys playing Farmville while sitting in his dirty diaper. - Fishbulb

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:07pm

    "I want to fuck a dog." "I'm honored you trust me with that secret." "It's not a secret." My texts are so much better!

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:30pm

    I'm first. -chuckle

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:13pm

    know how i got these scars -------------

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:54pm

    Oh I get it! TFLN is DEAD.

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:23am

    farmvillle is my rideee or die ♥ hahha its funn(;

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:31am

    In Soviet Russia, Farmville's only friend is you.

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:03am

     is  only 

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:13pm

    Why is everything on this site farmland it's getting old

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:58pm

    Who ever wrote this can seriously suck it! This is fucking lame! Way to make 847 look bad! Please move....

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:54am

    ehhhmagoshhh LBR much? ahbviouuusly im so much cooler and pretttier thannn awll of youu. woww.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:53am

    hahhha 1:23 youu got that right ;D i loove farmvillle ! yayyyay lolll.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:15pm

    All people that play Farmville should be sterilized.

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:52pm

    Yeah, maybe we should all just submit shit about Farmville for guaranteed approval!

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:15pm

    Charles has a great sense of humor on this one!

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:08pm

    We're all just well trained monkeys to society -cats eye

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:45am

    Who the fuck is charles Rutherford??

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:56pm

    whatevvvar thats an LBR lime ehmagawdddds ahhhbviouuusly. my clique is hawwwt.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:08pm

    I fucking love farmville. It's the most awesome thing when your high

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:55pm

    Love soviet russia dude and charles rutheford keep up the good work. And ppl who play farmville needa learn to masturbate. jdog

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:53am

    I bet farmville is paying dues and shit to get on here... Thinking it's publicity or some shit.. Whatever

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:04am

    Chicago number! Whoo!

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:20pm

    Hey 2:05  . . ... .........

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:18am

    Thank u 11:36. WTF is farmville

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:41am

    How to get your quote on TFLN: mention Farmville, walk of shame, or being high.

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:40pm

    12:07, that's the best text I've read on this site in about a month....the ppl who post these things should be castrated.

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:05am

    ™

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:43pm

    Anything farmland gets on this site

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:16pm

    Who wants to cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush?

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:03pm

    What is up with the terrible moderating today?

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:00am

    Hey, I'm gonna go kill myself. :)

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:09am

    I can say things too -Jenna

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:05am

    I had a friend once -Luke

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:59am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:31pm

    I love to put my tongue in her pussy especially when it is soaking wet

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:07pm

    Charles Rutherford hopes you get the fucking swine flu playing farmville!

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:19pm

    Farmville used to be my only friend.. then my mom got a job! -Juanita

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:15pm

    10:45 is my new best friend :D Paramore reference ftw

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:14am

    I sent one that said "god fucking people!" "what kind of porn are you watching?"

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:00pm

    9:54 Great! That means you'll leave and whine elsewhere :)

  • 28 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:01pm

    But you are still her second best friend.

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:45pm

    ignorance is your new best friend

  • 24 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:36pm

    I wanna know how this is better than any other txt. I have sent in the most random, hilarious and amazing txts and they never get posted this is shit