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  • know how i got these scars -------------

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Ur 847 u prob go to main south with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Love soviet russia dude and charles rutheford keep up the good work. And ppl who play farmville needa learn to masturbate. jdog

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:55pm
  • bad night for the OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:29pm
  • this beat "fuck that shit he be payin me!" ??? wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Wow 12:14, no surprises why they didnt post that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:46am
  • this is mariannas text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:51pm
  •  is  only 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:03am
  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:35am
  • Farmville is her only friend? More like barntown is the girls only person who will talk to her. - Ken -

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:42am
  • Enough of this Farmville shit already...I could care less of you play it...but to fucking talk about it...dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:54pm
  • farmvillle is my rideee or die ♥ hahha its funn(;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:23am
  • Ken>Jeff he's so rebellious I'm in love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:49am
  • "I want to fuck a dog." "I'm honored you trust me with that secret." "It's not a secret." My texts are so much better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Anything farmland gets on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:43pm
  • We're all just well trained monkeys to society -cats eye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:08pm
  • I love to put my tongue in her pussy especially when it is soaking wet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Seriously... I don't know anyone that even uses the phrase 'walk of shame' on a day to day basis. It's semi-annoying to see it on ever other text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:13am
  • hahhha 1:23 youu got that right ;D i loove farmvillle ! yayyyay lolll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:53am
  • Yeah, maybe we should all just submit shit about Farmville for guaranteed approval!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:52pm
  • In Soviet Russia, Farmville's only friend is you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:31am
  • Charles Rutherford enjoys playing Farmville while sitting in his dirty diaper. - Fishbulb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Chicago number! Whoo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:04am
  • I can say things too -Jenna

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:09am
  • I had a friend once -Luke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:05am
  • How to get your quote on TFLN: mention Farmville, walk of shame, or being high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:41am
  • Why is everything on this site farmland it's getting old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:13pm
  • All people that play Farmville should be sterilized.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:15pm
  • I'm first. -chuckle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:30pm
  • Who wants to cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Oh I get it! TFLN is DEAD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:54pm
  • I sent one today that said... Wanna fuck? Nick this is Sarah's mom oh sry what's ur daughters number agin? I guess this isn't as funny as I thought

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Who ever wrote this can seriously suck it! This is fucking lame! Way to make 847 look bad! Please move....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Farmville is just inherently funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:18am
  • Thank u 11:36. WTF is farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:18am
  • Who the fuck is charles Rutherford??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:45am
  • Hey 2:05  . . ... .........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Farmville used to be my only friend.. then my mom got a job! -Juanita

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:19pm
  • But you are still her second best friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:01pm
  • I wanna know how this is better than any other txt. I have sent in the most random, hilarious and amazing txts and they never get posted this is shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:36pm
  • 12:07, that's the best text I've read on this site in about a month....the ppl who post these things should be castrated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:40pm
  • ehhhmagoshhh LBR much? ahbviouuusly im so much cooler and pretttier thannn awll of youu. woww.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:54am
  • 10:45 is my new best friend :D Paramore reference ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:15pm
  • whatevvvar thats an LBR lime ehmagawdddds ahhhbviouuusly. my clique is hawwwt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:56pm
  • I fucking love farmville. It's the most awesome thing when your high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:08pm
  • 9:54 Great! That means you'll leave and whine elsewhere :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:00pm
  • I bet farmville is paying dues and shit to get on here... Thinking it's publicity or some shit.. Whatever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:53am
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:59am
  • What is up with the terrible moderating today?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:03pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:05am
  • I sent one that said "god fucking people!" "what kind of porn are you watching?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:14am
  • Hey, I'm gonna go kill myself. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:00am
  • ignorance is your new best friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Charles Rutherford hopes you get the fucking swine flu playing farmville!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Charles has a great sense of humor on this one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:15pm