He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
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wasn't matt or mike storm.
sounds like a guido what would you expect
Ahhh good old Allentown.
DEFINITELY about an AKL.
This sounds like a cousin of mine.
are you sure its not rob ozdowy
guys like that care more about how they look than how they fuck. it's usually a waste of getting undressed.
is his name M*** ST***?
yeah guys like that don't get laid too often...I know I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.
I think I know this guy!! LOL!!
no sweetheart they arent talking about me.....now go to your room
no, his name is M*** Ric**** and he's a total douche!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
That's what you get for bangin' a filthy guido. Absolutely NOTHING.
its always the non-metro guys who fuck best. who wants a guy whos trying to look better than them anyway?!
allentown has always been 610.
apparently 610 girls pick some winners. based on this and the other 610 post from before
I think King of Prussia is 610 too....I bet he gets his Ed Hardy from the mall.
wow 1231 not only is your BF a douche but he is shitty in bed?????
haha from allentown east towards jersey, the boys are prettier than the girls. :) no harm in that.
No, it wasnt me. Its a Mike Storm. Not me.
matt storm???? i know that guy
Allentown? Allentown is 610 now?
well he is obviously a douche....we can infer this thru the DYED hair and FAKE TAN
So true!!! All that talk for so little show!
i never would have known that fake tan and product in your hair makes you appear to be a better fuck........note to self.......look more douchey
Don't insult king of Prussia! It's like the god of all malls, I used to live there and now I'm stuck in Florida with waywayway overpriced stores in every mall
God Bless Lower Merion?
...This is why I don't date in Allentown anymore.
i think their talking about my dad.....
I would definitely agree with this. If a guy is hot then i would expect a good fuck lol.
Sounds like it could be Adam Lambert! LOL
gotta love those pretty boys from PA....thank god i stopped tanning and dying my hair LOL
Matt Stairs wouldn't bother with those inane details.