You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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Everyone knows a creepy mike
omg its true...creepy Mike, g.ay mike, big brown mike...parents need to stop naming their kids mike
fuck creepy mike
no shoes = no service
Still doesn't explain why the hell you're friends with a guy known as "creepy mike"
Creepy Mike isn't creepy, you are just not woman enough for him.