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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:24pm

    I wouldn't even be surprised if that is scientifically accurate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:56am

    And the minute ur supposed to 'let product sit before enjoying' can fuck itself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:06pm

    especially when you just got off the bus from school and are waiting for your hot pockets to cook

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:12pm

    didn't the ancient greeks run around fucking each other in the ass?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:57pm

    SO TRUE. Especially the minute you are supposed to let it sit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:03pm

    I'm gonna cover my dick with pancake batter and shove it in a waffle iron

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:32pm

    Especially when you're stoned

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:37pm

    This is the first really good TFLN text that i've read in a long time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:42pm

    Truer words never spoken.

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    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:41pm

    totally

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:12pm

    And are like years in toaster oven time

  • 88 85
    Submitted by thatgirlcarrie on Jan 29, 10 at 10:16pm

    so right

  • 95 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:13am

    Minutes that im fucking your mother in the ass are even longer than microwave minutes

  • 90 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:56am

    thats so true. its even worse when you can smell whats cooking inside. such a tease.

  • 87 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:37am

    No you're just a FATASS!!!!! WOOO FATASSSS!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:38pm

    Haha I totally agree

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:37am

    Yea specialy when yo ass is Blazed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:31pm

    yeah they do that purposely to fuck with you when you're starving.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:20pm

    You know what's also longer than normal mintues? Football minutes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:26pm

    hahahaha the san diego ones are so funny! cant wait to be home for break:D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:49am

    Calm down shamoo... Try not to bite your finger off eating you're tv dinner. Mabye quit worrying so much about eating and spend more time with your boyfriend. Just sayin'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:05am

    ahahahaha i love thiis one

  • 77 87
    Submitted by TouCH on May 7, 10 at 2:50am

    One of the best TFLN I've read

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:39am

    It's like you read my mind 11:39

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:37am

    Stay fatty San Diego <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:09pm

    San Diego represent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:38pm

    You should submit this as a slogan to Threadless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:58am

    this is so true! me and my roomate agree

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:15am

    6:29 do NOT pose soviet Russia guy! Only he is amazing

  • 78 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:02am

    Dude that's sooo fucking true hahaha

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:39pm

    especially hot pockets and pot pies, WAIT, ramen noodles:D yummy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:18pm

    It's because you're in San Diego. Everything happens 3 hours slower in the West, including cooking your food. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:29am

    In Soviet Russia, microwave minutes are longer than you

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    Submitted by dave_mansfield on May 14, 10 at 5:34pm

    omfg your a genius and im not crazy your so right and when your hammered microwave minutes are deff longer nice one man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:21pm

    I fucking know right fuck the nuck box

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:11pm

    Compare it with a timer and you will see they count down to 0 at exactly the same rate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:03pm

    True story. Stupid microwaves.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:11pm

    It certainly does feel like they are. But only when watching them or are on a work break.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:28pm

    YEAH especially when you heating up ky jelly..!! Ohhh yeah get it up to 450 degrees!!then slather it all over your cock till it sizzles!!!!!!! ........then fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:14pm

    True!! Finally a good tfln!!

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:22pm

    I know, the mixroware takes away the" only takes two minutes to make".

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:17pm

    stolen from ruminations

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:47pm

    Best tfln in a long time. See, kids? That's how you do it: be funny and original. Hint: yet another "you were so drunk last night you..." has very very little chance of being original or funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:12pm

    yeah by like 4 seconds!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:09pm

    Fuck you 3:09 PHI KAPPA PSI