Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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And the minute ur supposed to 'let product sit before enjoying' can fuck itself.
especially when you just got off the bus from school and are waiting for your hot pockets to cook
I wouldn't even be surprised if that is scientifically accurate
Especially when you're stoned
I'm gonna cover my dick with pancake batter and shove it in a waffle iron
didn't the ancient greeks run around fucking each other in the ass?
SO TRUE. Especially the minute you are supposed to let it sit.
This is the first really good TFLN text that i've read in a long time.
Truer words never spoken.
And are like years in toaster oven time
San Diego represent!
No you're just a FATASS!!!!! WOOO FATASSSS!!!!!!
Minutes that im fucking your mother in the ass are even longer than microwave minutes
Yea specialy when yo ass is Blazed
It's because you're in San Diego. Everything happens 3 hours slower in the West, including cooking your food. :)
ahahahaha i love thiis one
One of the best TFLN I've read
You should submit this as a slogan to Threadless.
Compare it with a timer and you will see they count down to 0 at exactly the same rate
thats so true. its even worse when you can smell whats cooking inside. such a tease.
I fucking know right fuck the nuck box
6:29 do NOT pose soviet Russia guy! Only he is amazing
this is so true! me and my roomate agree
Haha I totally agree
It's like you read my mind 11:39
hahahaha the san diego ones are so funny! cant wait to be home for break:D
omfg your a genius and im not crazy your so right and when your hammered microwave minutes are deff longer nice one man
You know what's also longer than normal mintues? Football minutes.
It certainly does feel like they are. But only when watching them or are on a work break.
yeah they do that purposely to fuck with you when you're starving.
True story. Stupid microwaves.
yeah by like 4 seconds!
In Soviet Russia, microwave minutes are longer than you
Dude that's sooo fucking true hahaha
Calm down shamoo... Try not to bite your finger off eating you're tv dinner. Mabye quit worrying so much about eating and spend more time with your boyfriend. Just sayin'
Stay fatty San Diego <3
True!! Finally a good tfln!!
especially hot pockets and pot pies, WAIT, ramen noodles:D yummy
YEAH especially when you heating up ky jelly..!! Ohhh yeah get it up to 450 degrees!!then slather it all over your cock till it sizzles!!!!!!! ........then fuck
Best tfln in a long time. See, kids? That's how you do it: be funny and original. Hint: yet another "you were so drunk last night you..." has very very little chance of being original or funny.
stolen from ruminations
I know, the mixroware takes away the" only takes two minutes to make".
Fuck you 3:09 PHI KAPPA PSI
If they still teach home economics in schools (especially if it's the cooking part, as kids do need to learn to make their own food and not depend on take-out and freezer meals), that should be lesson one.