I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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Were going to candy mountain Charlie.
Doubt there's much wonder left in that vagina.
She is a keeper
I smell soulmate in this text
Taipan, you need to lighten up a little bit.
understatement of the century
If your vagina is "unicorn like" then something is seriously wrong...
Sexual currency is prostitution no matter what U want2 Make Believe.
It's called a job. Unless you choose stripper or prostitute/escort as your profession, you can earn your very own dollars WITHOUT having to sexually degrade yourself. Just a thought.
For this of you who don't realize this.... It's a joke..
So are most young women that blow all their money on makeup and clothes.
I would tear her ass up! "it would be like killing a unicorn.....but with a bomb"! lmao
It doesn't it say anything about money. Maybe he helped her change a tire or helped her ace a test. It might be a little slutty, but it doesn't make her a whore. I hate how people on this site call any girl who even mentions sex a whore. You don't know the circumstances. All we see is one text.
For those of you who don't realize, it's a joke....
Haha. Sounds like single me.