You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
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us eit as an opportunity to brag...if your friend got some they would still be sleepin also...
your friend is an asshole
man, turn your damn phone off...easy as that
it wouldn't surprise me if this was someone from salina actually...
at least this "first" loser is getting a tiny bit creative....
it definitely happened in lawrence.
it was definitely bragging.
the text was definitely submitted by a gal. not a dude.
hahaha thats awesome.
you should use the message as and escape.....run away
TURN YOUR PHONE OFF.
if you're drunk who remembers to turn off their phone? I'll be lucky if I even remember where I put it b4 knocking out
i would never stay the night at someones house if it was a one night stand
is it still a one night stand if its your brother?
hahaha --- story of my life. My ex has this odd tendency to call me at 6am when a different guy is in my bed
put your phone on silent?
ahaha, this would be someone from the lawrence/topeka area..
You live in bum fuck Kansas, how can you have a one night stand if you already know every living soul in the area?
Have you heard of silent, or turning it off.
Give this guy some slack. If I was getting laid thats probably on of the last things on my mind.
hahahaha awkward morning talks are the absolute worst
I have that friend who texts me at seven, but I'm not getting any so you are one step ahead of me bro
Turn off your fucking phone then. It's that easy.