I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.