That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious