There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow