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  • Clearly, the Pokemon cards are the real win of the situation if there's a holographic Charizard.

    Submitted by Filthyrichard on Sep 24, 10 at 3:07pm
    • this reminds me of that spoof song (sung to the tune of "milkshake" by kelis):\n\nmy pokemon brings all the nerds to the yeard, and they're like, do you wanna trade cards? damn right, i wanna trade cards. i will trade you, but not my charizard.

      Submitted by awesomeo4000 on Sep 24, 10 at 5:34pm
    • Throw in a "d Edition" Butterfree and the illustration-swapped non-holo Electrode and you've got yourself a mighty valuable collection. (I am such a dork.)

      Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 24, 10 at 11:58pm
  • Mother of the year??

    Submitted by xoNYbaby on Sep 24, 10 at 1:22pm
  • Way cool mom right there.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 24, 10 at 1:33pm
  • Is your mother single?

    Submitted by Glazed on Sep 24, 10 at 1:39pm
  • Don't you dare give away those cards to some random chick.

    Submitted by gaterhog on Sep 24, 10 at 6:58pm
  • She knows they're expired... Hence the "daughter in law" part

    Submitted by smashedface on Sep 24, 10 at 7:18pm
  • I love it this is the best one that I have heard yet and to that I would have been awesome my mom is soo cool and I would have written her back and been like mom I will have plenty of daughter in laws

    Submitted by wwstiger2013 on Sep 24, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Is no one gonna point out the July 2010 expiration date?

    Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 24, 10 at 7:14pm
  • The condoms were a waste of money but a subtle hint that so long as Pokemon Cards are in your repertoire, pussy will not be.

    Submitted by klangford on Sep 24, 10 at 2:05pm
    • I have a Pok√©mon card collection going all the way back to 1999, and my girlfriend and I couldn't be happier. Does that make me the exception to the rule?

      Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 24, 10 at 2:30pm
  • If you need the pokemon cards, then you don't need the condoms.

    Submitted by girraffechoker on Sep 25, 10 at 5:55am
  • I just think it's weird. Do guys really like getting condoms from their mother? Weird.

    Submitted by christiana583 on Sep 26, 10 at 3:50am
  • this is my area code! i wish i could figure out who it is so i could tell their mother thank you.

    Submitted by mikescott on Sep 25, 10 at 12:29am
  • That's fucked up. Your mom must have been a slut in her day if she's encouraging you to get a girl pregnant.

    Submitted by mbabybum on Sep 26, 10 at 3:10pm
  • I have an awesome mother as well, Moms like that are one in a million.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 10 at 3:22pm
  • I agree with 714

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 10 at 8:11pm
  • This makes me SO proud to be from the 402.

    Submitted by bitchincognito on Sep 25, 10 at 12:39am
  • Way to go Blake!! We finally got one on here!!!!

    Submitted by steventhom on Oct 2, 10 at 3:27pm
  • yeh...pokemon cards and him getting laid just don't add up. Especially in college.

    Submitted by poppetsauce on Nov 5, 10 at 3:35am
  • How bout you go home an use them on momma!

    Submitted by Poon_Police on Sep 24, 10 at 1:22pm