Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Clearly, the Pokemon cards are the real win of the situation if there's a holographic Charizard.
this reminds me of that spoof song (sung to the tune of "milkshake" by kelis):\n\nmy pokemon brings all the nerds to the yeard, and they're like, do you wanna trade cards? damn right, i wanna trade cards. i will trade you, but not my charizard.
Throw in a "d Edition" Butterfree and the illustration-swapped non-holo Electrode and you've got yourself a mighty valuable collection. (I am such a dork.)
Mother of the year??
Way cool mom right there.
Is your mother single?
Don't you dare give away those cards to some random chick.
She knows they're expired... Hence the "daughter in law" part
I love it this is the best one that I have heard yet and to that I would have been awesome my mom is soo cool and I would have written her back and been like mom I will have plenty of daughter in laws
The condoms were a waste of money but a subtle hint that so long as Pokemon Cards are in your repertoire, pussy will not be.
I have a Pokémon card collection going all the way back to 1999, and my girlfriend and I couldn't be happier. Does that make me the exception to the rule?
Nah, she's only fourteen
Is no one gonna point out the July 2010 expiration date?
If you need the pokemon cards, then you don't need the condoms.
I just think it's weird. Do guys really like getting condoms from their mother? Weird.
this is my area code! i wish i could figure out who it is so i could tell their mother thank you.
That's fucked up. Your mom must have been a slut in her day if she's encouraging you to get a girl pregnant.
I have an awesome mother as well, Moms like that are one in a million.
I agree with 714
This makes me SO proud to be from the 402.
Way to go Blake!! We finally got one on here!!!!
yeh...pokemon cards and him getting laid just don't add up. Especially in college.
How bout you go home an use them on momma!