please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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Just tacky!!! I really hope the guy texting this msg isn't old as fuck!
Lame O! And people wonder where we will be in twenty years...
Well I think in this case it's two birds and possibly one more sperm than it would have been without the condom :p
Do anal and kill 3 birds with one stone
Kids these days, trying to be efficient
Pretty please with your cherry on top.. Lol I'ma bad man
Hey, at least they're using condoms...
Or two birds with one bone Lola, m I rite?!
Eww! I think these two are packing gerbils!