please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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Just tacky!!! I really hope the guy texting this msg isn't old as fuck!
Lame O! And people wonder where we will be in twenty years...
Well I think in this case it's two birds and possibly one more sperm than it would have been without the condom :p
Do anal and kill 3 birds with one stone
Hey, at least they're using condoms...
Kids these days, trying to be efficient
Or two birds with one bone Lola, m I rite?!
Pretty please with your cherry on top.. Lol I'ma bad man
Eww! I think these two are packing gerbils!