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  • 99 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:54pm

    They're not drunk dumbass, they're stoned, it says so in the text.

  • 81 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:26pm

    hahahaha this is hilarious

  • 84 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:36pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yay!!! That's awesome.

  • 86 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:03am

    I laughed so hard at this. . . just wow.

  • 86 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:11pm

    twilight reference FTW

  • 85 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:38pm

    this person has glitter and a girlfriend...interesting

  • 74 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:38pm

    Ha ha Classic, smoke another!!

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:02pm

    i was making a point that this is a text from someone who is truly fucked up, as opposed to the ones that seem to be taking over the site. i should probably just go kill myself now for putting drunk when it CLEARLY says stoned! or, you could for being an uptight prick nitpicking at pointless details. relax, and get a life while you're at it. don't take things so seriously!

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:07pm

    hahaha awesome one...you don't see many truly drunk ones on tfln any more

  • 66 54
    Submitted by deformz on Jun 25, 10 at 12:35pm

    This text is BS, no one from SA would be this responsible

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:18pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha i wanna be so high that i think people sparkle

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:26pm

    twilight references ftl.

  • 68 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:08pm

    thats what I was thinking 338... if he whas a gf why does he have glitter? weird!

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:23pm

    for some reason i really feel like i know who this is... haha

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:50pm

    Figures that one of the few San Antonio texts is about Twilight. Ugh.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:31am

    lol for those who dont get it, the sparkels is a toy at Twilight. Thank god you didnt understand though. I nearly want to shoot myself for smiling at that..