Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
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Ha ha Classic, smoke another!!
They're not drunk dumbass, they're stoned, it says so in the text.
twilight reference FTW
i was making a point that this is a text from someone who is truly fucked up, as opposed to the ones that seem to be taking over the site.
i should probably just go kill myself now for putting drunk when it CLEARLY says stoned! or, you could for being an uptight prick nitpicking at pointless details. relax, and get a life while you're at it. don't take things so seriously!
This text is BS, no one from SA would be this responsible
this person has glitter and a girlfriend...interesting
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yay!!! That's awesome.
I laughed so hard at this. . .
i wanna be so high that i think people sparkle
hahaha awesome one...you don't see many truly drunk ones on tfln any more
hahahaha this is hilarious
thats what I was thinking 338...
if he whas a gf why does he have glitter? weird!
twilight references ftl.
lol for those who dont get it, the sparkels is a toy at Twilight.
Thank god you didnt understand though. I nearly want to shoot
myself for smiling at that..
for some reason i really feel like i know who this is... haha
Figures that one of the few San Antonio texts is about Twilight. Ugh.