does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful