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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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