i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Maybe she ate some gillyweed.
Ariels slutty sister?! We all thought she was just a myth!
YOU KEEP HER!!
Clearly she has gills. Which will make contraception easy as she only spawns yearly.....
Who the hell thumbed this down??
It is one way to make a pearl necklace when u are away from the sea.
Buy her a ring!
if its real its the best story ever!
"Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me..."
Did she look like the mermaid from splash?
Blowjobs under water = no. Just no. ...But I still thumbed this up because it's hilarious! Really, who would thumb this down?
you are such a tool. suuuch a tool. thumbs down just didn't cover it.
Hahahaha gillyweed, yes!
Love Michigan girls. Freaks like you wouldn't believe v
You'd have a lot of fun at the sea side I bet.
Who do you think you are? T-Pain?
@thatguy...it was bitches like my ex wife...they think how dare we want sex to be fun or pleasurable. Lots of them out there boys...be careful.
you don't need to half drown yourself to make sex fun for your dude. I personally see way too many health hazards from blowing someone underwater. besides hard to concentrate when you can't breathe
I would so fuck Ariel.
Thats a WIN no matter how you look at it
Ah, the sign of a true mermaid.
Ahhhahaha this is from my area code. Sounds like something a South Lyon kid would say. xD
Sounds like she blew more than just bubbles...
Metro Detroit, represent :) she's a keeper
I didn't know people there could afford water
synchro swimmers ftw!
Lmfao @ pbyrd.