If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
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You're all wrong. They're clearly talking about HEAVEN.
Oh please this is clearly my Alma Matter; Rollins College!
Rollins is in WP that's 407, dude. I would know. Grew up in WP before I went to Elon. I never stood a chance.
this summarizes all the rich people in winston-salem who send their kids to unc, vandy, wake, state, etc... shut up elon you're a wannabe wake forest
the hamptons, obviously.
guess this person is on coke too. Am I the only onne to notice the way the sentence is formed?? Even I see it and Im baked, so. although my mom is now im the same roo.m,, oh shit
Child Labor is never funny.......unless they made things I own......then its hilarious
elon! my alma mater! better than wake cause you dont have to be as smart or go to as many classes which means more play time yayyy!
Was it a Douchebag Factory???
fuck elon, this is wake. all the way.
Definitely - sadly - Charleston.
1:10... nobody knows what you are saying when you talk about high schools. clearly elon
hahah def rollins college. this is halarious, its bc palm beach represents at that school hard. sooo much coke and lily!
this sounds like Princeton to me
it's winston-salem, clearly.
hhaha lawrenceville school, new jersey..
Elon University! It's true. That college is churning out yacht club wives with coke addictions like a Malaysian sweat shop.
this is soon elon its not even funny...just look at the area code!
Either Elon or UNCG.....perhaps Elon actually.
some where in greensboro if i had to guess.. greensboro day school? either that or the greensboro country club.
8 am, if you only knew forsyth country day. elon blows anyways
HAHA I went to Elon. As soon as I read that and saw the area code I knew it had to be Elon.
forsyth country day in winston salem. for sure.
has to be Rollins College
i was thinking Sweet Briar College but Elon makes sense too
just bc its a NC area code dosent mean they go to school in NC. i say rollins as well- my parents wouldnt let me go there bc of the coke.
forysth or westchester cds. most definitely
If I got to wear lily I'd be down
dude hahaha this is totally forsyth country day
definitely Elon University...im a girl and go there
saw this and sadly its true
you dumb bitches it's fucking elon. that's the goddamn elon area code. i go there.
winston salem has the same area code as elon dumbass. its obviously forsyth county.
im going to echo the majority here and say WAKE FOREST. im a female student there. i would know.
im sure you meant randolph-macon in ashland va
Its the wake forest area code too, cunt muncher
thank you wake forest university
so how about we say Rollins, Elon & Wake Forest? why does it have to be about one....you guys are all coked out lily wearing deuschs....happy?
HAHA, as Jimmy Buffet says "Rollins is the only place in Florida where it snows"
He wouldn't let his daughter go to school there because of the coke problem, haha rich kids!
336. lilly pulitzer. coke. definitely, wake forest.
elon is full of white trash wanna be yuppies.
336 is NC, It's definitely Wake Forest. I go to Wake and this is the epitome of this school.
Definitely Wake Forest. Hands down.
My vote is for La Rez in Chapel Hill...describes the UNC Greeks perfectly.
it's the Elon area code! DEFINITELY ELON!!!!
i survived going to school there and burn all my lilly dresses soon after graduation...
MIAMI UNIVERSITY in Ohio
this is obviously most of the triad area
all the winston buena vista kids/wake kids... gta love 'em
"greensboro country club?" that's called elon.
Sounds like my sorority house during a fraternity mixer.
Greensboro Day? Seriously? I went there and there's not too much coke or Lilly Pulitzer.
Wake forest- drunk Coke head sluts living off daddies trust fund- kill em all!
Obviously there is more than one school that has outstandingly preppy attendees with nose fetishes... WAY more than just Elon, Wake and Rollins! How small are your worlds?! It's probably about Wake or Elon, but who fucking cares?
I was thinking Cross Creek Country Club. That's good ole Mayberry for you.
ALL OF YOU NEED TO STFU.
you sound like you're all the exact people this text is describing.
bottom line, this is either someone who is in the 336 area code (which is more than winston and greensboro, fyi.) or used to live there and still has the same number, only they're in a different state.
for all i care its your mom's house.