we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!