There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Maybe it's limp "because" you look like a small cow.
I'm thinking Mr. Limpdick may not agree...
pretty sure there's nothing more depressing than having a limp penis ANYWHERE near me.
I guess none of you loser little boys have been woken up with a Bj before, there is a several second delay for wood...
Completely true & I personally enjoy watching it get hard
Hahahah. What's the point of sucking a limp dick?
it actually feels really nice to get it sucked before its hard. of course, that lasts about 3 seconds before BOINGGGGG
and by baby cow... you meant calf....
Same here girl!
you're doing it wrong. worst lay ever.
I completely agree. I love when he lays with me and just sucks my tit too...
What the hell is wrong with you? how is that calming??? and who would give this a good night? that sounds like a failure to me...
D: oh god
It's great après sex.
I really hope you it doesn't stay soft for you
It's awesome to fall asleep suckling it!!!
I actually 100% agree with this, I also like feeling it get hard in my mouth.
This might be one of the funniest texts I've read. The visual was so damned funny.