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  • Submitted by butterdog on Mar 23, 11 at 2:05pm

    Maybe it's limp "because" you look like a small cow.

  • Submitted by drunkinthesnow on Mar 23, 11 at 6:29pm

    pretty sure there's nothing more depressing than having a limp penis ANYWHERE near me.

  • Submitted by astonmartin on Mar 23, 11 at 9:26am

    I'm thinking Mr. Limpdick may not agree...

  • Submitted by irulemeow on Mar 23, 11 at 10:06am

    Hahahah. What's the point of sucking a limp dick?

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 24, 11 at 1:11pm

      it actually feels really nice to get it sucked before its hard. of course, that lasts about 3 seconds before BOINGGGGG

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Mar 23, 11 at 11:16pm

    I guess none of you loser little boys have been woken up with a Bj before, there is a several second delay for wood...

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      Submitted by bingbong69 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:12pm

      Completely true & I personally enjoy watching it get hard

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    Submitted by 6996 on Mar 23, 11 at 10:26pm

    and by baby cow... you meant calf....

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    Submitted by CIT on Mar 23, 11 at 10:20am

    What the hell is wrong with you? how is that calming??? and who would give this a good night? that sounds like a failure to me...

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    Submitted by TXimport on Mar 23, 11 at 10:31pm

    This might be one of the funniest texts I've read. The visual was so damned funny.

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    Submitted by jvb on Mar 23, 11 at 1:57pm

    I completely agree. I love when he lays with me and just sucks my tit too...

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    Submitted by dyzzie on Mar 23, 11 at 9:37pm

    you're doing it wrong. worst lay ever.

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    Submitted by lizzieletterbomb on Mar 26, 11 at 8:55pm

    D: oh god

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    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Mar 23, 11 at 9:30am

    It's great apr├Ęs sex.

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    Submitted by leesah_k on Mar 23, 11 at 9:14am

    lllooollll

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    Submitted by SukiSidhu on Mar 23, 11 at 3:18pm

    Same here girl!

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    Submitted by mzpndq on Mar 23, 11 at 10:44am

    It's awesome to fall asleep suckling it!!!

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    Submitted by brittaaanyx3 on Mar 23, 11 at 6:25pm

    Lmao x)

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    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 27, 11 at 12:01am

    I really hope you it doesn't stay soft for you

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jun 5, 12 at 3:34am

    I actually 100% agree with this, I also like feeling it get hard in my mouth.