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  • 124 56
    Submitted by butterdog on Mar 23, 11 at 2:05pm
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    Maybe it's limp "because" you look like a small cow.

  • 97 36
    Submitted by drunkinthesnow on Mar 23, 11 at 6:29pm
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    pretty sure there's nothing more depressing than having a limp penis ANYWHERE near me.

  • 103 51
    Submitted by astonmartin on Mar 23, 11 at 9:26am
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    I'm thinking Mr. Limpdick may not agree...

  • 81 36
    Submitted by irulemeow on Mar 23, 11 at 10:06am
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    Hahahah. What's the point of sucking a limp dick?

    • 40 53
      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 24, 11 at 1:11pm
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      it actually feels really nice to get it sucked before its hard. of course, that lasts about 3 seconds before BOINGGGGG

  • 77 44
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Mar 23, 11 at 11:16pm
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    I guess none of you loser little boys have been woken up with a Bj before, there is a several second delay for wood...

    • 49 34
      Submitted by bingbong69 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:12pm
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      Completely true & I personally enjoy watching it get hard

  • 64 48
    Submitted by CIT on Mar 23, 11 at 10:20am
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    What the hell is wrong with you? how is that calming??? and who would give this a good night? that sounds like a failure to me...

  • 58 54
    Submitted by 6996 on Mar 23, 11 at 10:26pm
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    and by baby cow... you meant calf....

  • 53 47
    Submitted by TXimport on Mar 23, 11 at 10:31pm
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    This might be one of the funniest texts I've read. The visual was so damned funny.

  • 40 30
    Submitted by lizzieletterbomb on Mar 26, 11 at 8:55pm
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    D: oh god

  • 54 59
    Submitted by jvb on Mar 23, 11 at 1:57pm
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    I completely agree. I love when he lays with me and just sucks my tit too...

  • 47 48
    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Mar 23, 11 at 9:30am
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    It's great après sex.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by SukiSidhu on Mar 23, 11 at 3:18pm
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    Same here girl!

  • 46 51
    Submitted by gingerrmo on Mar 23, 11 at 9:37pm
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    you're doing it wrong. worst lay ever.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by mzpndq on Mar 23, 11 at 10:44am
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    It's awesome to fall asleep suckling it!!!

  • 37 50
    Submitted by leesah_k on Mar 23, 11 at 9:14am
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    lllooollll

  • 37 57
    Submitted by brittaaanyx3 on Mar 23, 11 at 6:25pm
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    Lmao x)

  • 32 50
    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 27, 11 at 12:01am
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    I really hope you it doesn't stay soft for you

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jun 5, 12 at 3:34am
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    I actually 100% agree with this, I also like feeling it get hard in my mouth.