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  • One page- blow job, two page- sex, three page - anal

    Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Dec 7, 10 at 2:05pm
    • I've never heard of a one page paper. :/ Your system is sadly off. He would get anal no matter what, in that case--unless that's your point.

      Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 7, 10 at 6:28pm
    • You seem like the type of person who cruises TFLN, tryin to come up with the comment that gets the most thumbs up... Get a life nerd.

      Submitted by numero_dos on Dec 7, 10 at 11:44pm
  • If you have to ask, you are probably writing your own paper :P

    Submitted by college_cutie on Dec 7, 10 at 1:46pm
  • Just sleep with the professor and avoid a paper alltogether.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 10 at 5:01pm
  • we're grading on a curve. the better you're performance, the better the paper i write the paper. we'll start with a "D" and go from there....

    Submitted by jasboo on Dec 7, 10 at 2:35pm
    • just read what i wrote...she's SO not getting an "A" from me! hahahha

      Submitted by jasboo on Dec 7, 10 at 2:42pm
  • ...and I thought silly beans and pudding were a good trade when I was younger.

    Submitted by margottenenbaum on Dec 7, 10 at 2:23pm
  • the same place you started off. with herpes.

    Submitted by rooster92 on Dec 7, 10 at 10:12pm
  • You can do me sexual favors and write your own paper.

    Submitted by jimmyboy on Dec 7, 10 at 2:40pm
  • come over and we'll see;)

    Submitted by mmmbaby on Dec 7, 10 at 1:52pm
  • No. Kill the middleman and target professor.

    Submitted by sophiab23 on Dec 12, 10 at 5:04pm
  • I agree with professor guy. Why waste time with the middleman

    Submitted by swallows on Dec 8, 10 at 9:04am
  • You'll find out after.

    Submitted by bigazzmf01 on Dec 7, 10 at 2:21pm
  • I'd blow for a nicely written bio paper.

    Submitted by xaviorisdeath on Dec 10, 10 at 12:10am