Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka