Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.