Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.