I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.