Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"