I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.