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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.

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(941): Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band. http://tfl.nu/r564

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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.

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(817): MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice. http://tfl.nu/3445

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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.

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(215): Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked. http://tfl.nu/7s06

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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong

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(240): Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong http://tfl.nu/kgfp

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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.

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(352): I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green. http://tfl.nu/8k05

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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.

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(904): The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him. http://tfl.nu/fka6

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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?

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(718): You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish? http://tfl.nu/wvgn

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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.

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(614): Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar. http://tfl.nu/j0wd

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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.

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(313): so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT. http://tfl.nu/lt7f

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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face

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(856): my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face http://tfl.nu/f36p

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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome

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(952): So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome http://tfl.nu/t5m3

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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.

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(814): Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today. http://tfl.nu/lhgy

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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor

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(315): im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor http://tfl.nu/m26k

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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?

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(407): the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day? http://tfl.nu/2o1l

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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.

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(315): I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions. http://tfl.nu/6xcw

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