My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems