How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?