Last Night in Iowa (515)

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  What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?

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  How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.

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  If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean

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  He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.

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  thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good

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  Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around

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  We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.

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  I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.

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  ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...

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  I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.

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  i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink

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  it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.

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  I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.

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  I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?

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  I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.

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  Yea.....I saw that happen.

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