We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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Is it odd that I'm more concerned with the fact that this is one of the few nearly-grammatically correct texts I've seen on this site? I'm impressed. I mean, the situation sucks, and I feel for the guy, but damn! I mean, after seeing so many shitty texts (about 95% of the ones here), it's a bit refreshing.
A note to everyone who uses text messaging, instant messaging, or any other such service; step that shit up. :/
Actually, you have no idea what you are talking about. You don't need the semi-colon in the last sentence.
Actually there isn't a semi-colon in the last sentence.
YES THERE IS IT'S RIGHT THERE
; <- this is a semi-colon. I see a colon though, but not in the text... ;)
Should of paid her for the full hour!
Hey 720...Jesus loves you....the rest of us think you're an asshole!
That's sucks. I wouldn't have told this story to anyone.
You need to get way better, man.
This isn't even funny. It's just pitiful.
WOW. Just how small is ur dick and how bad orca kisser are u?
Why are there so many thumbs down on this one?!?
Dude, did you just say "genitalia"? :-/
9:42 was that Mr. Burns? Bah! bah! bah! bah... Bah.....
Untrue 8:30, I fuck guys that are grammatically correct. Nothing says sex like proper syntax .
You obviously fucked it up somehow. :)
maybe she just wasn't a fan of sleeping in bunk beds
i had a chick pull that shit with me then tried to get back in my bed to "cuddle" i was like HA yea fuckin right
thats just...damn. terrible.
why is everyone so concerned with grammar on here... almost all of the texts on here are from when people are drunk
Way to fail at spelling grammatically.
But I'm pretty sure the text (if it was actually sent) was not sent with proper grammar as it appears on the site.
So what? Smart girl!
Please stop trying to speak on behalf of all women. You fail at representing us lol. Shorthand is fine, but not all the time. It might make her wonder if you are capeable of formulating a coherent thought without butchering a word to a Pre-K level.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
Haha I know this guy, the girl was susan wasn't it
Don't think so, but I can't remember her name
everyone already said it
Now just wait a minute...maybe there was a reason she didn't want to explain. Maybe she was having her period. In which case you should be VERY thankful you didn't find out the hard way. GROSS!
Theres always another night for hooking up, but that would scar you for life.
9:42 probably didn't happen to u if ur saying "hooked up all the way" what are u 14???
7:53-- it's u or you. Not fucking yu. Dumbass. -.-
I mean at least she is honest. That's a plus..right?
The semi-colon is correct, actually. I'm an English major.
i locked a guy out once when he went to get a condom
My penis must be bigger than yours
Ya, I hate doing short hand. It pisses me off, I always use proper grammar.
Sorry for that man. But that's why there is a beautifle thing called a strip club
Jedi mind trick? Ha.
Shit ain't cool brah
Your fault for not getting her drunk enough that she realized what a mistake she was making.
Let that be a lesson to you: one more shot!
Uh no he probably typed the text with an iPhone. It's hard to do short messging with auto correction on that punctuates and spell checks everything
Lol dude musta had no game. Or no dick. Either or both seem logical
This one never gets old.
I use proper spelling and grammar in every text message I send. It's not just because I have an iPhone either. I did when I had a LG enV2 as well.
You should of jerked it and came on her while she was getting dressed
Auto correct can be turned off on iPhone chump dog choker
12:32 is funnier than this text which just makes me feel bad for the guy. What a shame. But as is the case with many of these texts, I wish I knew more about the situation before passing my arbitrary judgment.
Smack the bitch on her way out.
Watch some porn or something and learn how to fuck. Then maybe girls won't wanna go take a piss/shit/vomit break mid fuck with you.
Yes, watching porn is the best way of learning something about sex. Because all you see on TV is real... idiot!
ppl need to SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT 'FML POSTS'. thanks.
There are thumbs down because it's a bad night. Thumbs up means good night, not that it's amusing.
this just happened to me on tuesday... except no one left... and we hooked up all the way... and for the whole nite... ok so maybe it didnt happen at all...
OMFG!!!! Happened to my friend last weekend lolz
7:29 Maby he waz a part of a txt
Cuse Nation! I'm sure he's not the the first...but girls up there are easy, especially the jewish ones...they LOVED my big gentile genitalia!
Because porn is soooo realistic. Great advice, Dr. Phil!
Daaaaaamnn , sucks fo yo asss . Yu prolly had a small one .
No she wasn't 7:10 or the OP or urself would not have been trying to fuck her. Ur a loser.
Aww poor guy :(
That is more of an fml post.
hahaha what a loser.
what kind of sick bastard would thumbs up this? a man was denied of getting jiggy with it and you think thats a good thing?
Being gramattically correct in text msg's defeats the purpose. It is called SMS (short messaging service) for a reason. Keep It short! Fuck grammar just get the messege out
OMFG!!!!.... I'm sorry for that
maybe she had diarheaa
Wrong 8:30. Girls don't want to fuck guys that talk like 13 year old girls on msn.
She probably just got called up to be on jeopardy and had to leave for LA
dam you must be ugly
She was trying to get outta there cause the sex was bad....
Oh, that makes sense. Thanks 4:36
Well, at least she was honest the second time around.
She later admitted she left because she had to take a dump
This has decent grammar and shit bc the OP prob wanted to get it onto FML. And obviously didn't. Poor fucker.
That really is hilarious
Yeah I agree, this is more of an fml post.
Girls don't fuck guys that are always gramatically correct.
Take the OP as an example.
Jewish girls can't handle big dicks. Trust me.