We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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Is it odd that I'm more concerned with the fact that this is one of the few nearly-grammatically correct texts I've seen on this site? I'm impressed. I mean, the situation sucks, and I feel for the guy, but damn! I mean, after seeing so many shitty texts (about 95% of the ones here), it's a bit refreshing.
A note to everyone who uses text messaging, instant messaging, or any other such service; step that shit up. :/
Actually, you have no idea what you are talking about. You don't need the semi-colon in the last sentence.
Actually there isn't a semi-colon in the last sentence.
YES THERE IS IT'S RIGHT THERE
; <- this is a semi-colon. I see a colon though, but not in the text... ;)
Should of paid her for the full hour!
Hey 720...Jesus loves you....the rest of us think you're an asshole!
That's sucks. I wouldn't have told this story to anyone.
You need to get way better, man.
This isn't even funny. It's just pitiful.
WOW. Just how small is ur dick and how bad orca kisser are u?
Dude, did you just say "genitalia"? :-/
Why are there so many thumbs down on this one?!?
9:42 was that Mr. Burns? Bah! bah! bah! bah... Bah.....
Untrue 8:30, I fuck guys that are grammatically correct. Nothing says sex like proper syntax .
You obviously fucked it up somehow. :)
i had a chick pull that shit with me then tried to get back in my bed to "cuddle" i was like HA yea fuckin right
maybe she just wasn't a fan of sleeping in bunk beds
thats just...damn. terrible.
Please stop trying to speak on behalf of all women. You fail at representing us lol. Shorthand is fine, but not all the time. It might make her wonder if you are capeable of formulating a coherent thought without butchering a word to a Pre-K level.
why is everyone so concerned with grammar on here... almost all of the texts on here are from when people are drunk
So what? Smart girl!
everyone already said it
Way to fail at spelling grammatically.
But I'm pretty sure the text (if it was actually sent) was not sent with proper grammar as it appears on the site.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
Haha I know this guy, the girl was susan wasn't it
Don't think so, but I can't remember her name
9:42 probably didn't happen to u if ur saying "hooked up all the way" what are u 14???
Now just wait a minute...maybe there was a reason she didn't want to explain. Maybe she was having her period. In which case you should be VERY thankful you didn't find out the hard way. GROSS!
Theres always another night for hooking up, but that would scar you for life.
My penis must be bigger than yours
I mean at least she is honest. That's a plus..right?
7:53-- it's u or you. Not fucking yu. Dumbass. -.-
i locked a guy out once when he went to get a condom
The semi-colon is correct, actually. I'm an English major.
Jedi mind trick? Ha.
Uh no he probably typed the text with an iPhone. It's hard to do short messging with auto correction on that punctuates and spell checks everything
Sorry for that man. But that's why there is a beautifle thing called a strip club
Ya, I hate doing short hand. It pisses me off, I always use proper grammar.
This one never gets old.
You should of jerked it and came on her while she was getting dressed
Shit ain't cool brah
Lol dude musta had no game. Or no dick. Either or both seem logical
Your fault for not getting her drunk enough that she realized what a mistake she was making.
Let that be a lesson to you: one more shot!
Auto correct can be turned off on iPhone chump dog choker
I use proper spelling and grammar in every text message I send. It's not just because I have an iPhone either. I did when I had a LG enV2 as well.
Watch some porn or something and learn how to fuck. Then maybe girls won't wanna go take a piss/shit/vomit break mid fuck with you.
Yes, watching porn is the best way of learning something about sex. Because all you see on TV is real... idiot!
12:32 is funnier than this text which just makes me feel bad for the guy. What a shame. But as is the case with many of these texts, I wish I knew more about the situation before passing my arbitrary judgment.
OMFG!!!! Happened to my friend last weekend lolz
There are thumbs down because it's a bad night. Thumbs up means good night, not that it's amusing.
ppl need to SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT 'FML POSTS'. thanks.
7:29 Maby he waz a part of a txt
this just happened to me on tuesday... except no one left... and we hooked up all the way... and for the whole nite... ok so maybe it didnt happen at all...
Because porn is soooo realistic. Great advice, Dr. Phil!
Aww poor guy :(
Cuse Nation! I'm sure he's not the the first...but girls up there are easy, especially the jewish ones...they LOVED my big gentile genitalia!
OMFG!!!!.... I'm sorry for that
what kind of sick bastard would thumbs up this? a man was denied of getting jiggy with it and you think thats a good thing?
Daaaaaamnn , sucks fo yo asss . Yu prolly had a small one .
hahaha what a loser.
Being gramattically correct in text msg's defeats the purpose. It is called SMS (short messaging service) for a reason. Keep It short! Fuck grammar just get the messege out
No she wasn't 7:10 or the OP or urself would not have been trying to fuck her. Ur a loser.
That is more of an fml post.
Smack the bitch on her way out.
dam you must be ugly
maybe she had diarheaa
She was trying to get outta there cause the sex was bad....
Oh, that makes sense. Thanks 4:36
That really is hilarious
Well, at least she was honest the second time around.
This has decent grammar and shit bc the OP prob wanted to get it onto FML. And obviously didn't. Poor fucker.
She later admitted she left because she had to take a dump
She probably just got called up to be on jeopardy and had to leave for LA
Yeah I agree, this is more of an fml post.
Girls don't fuck guys that are always gramatically correct.
Take the OP as an example.
Wrong 8:30. Girls don't want to fuck guys that talk like 13 year old girls on msn.
Jewish girls can't handle big dicks. Trust me.