The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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i would be more concerned with the fact that you have so few ribs you chose to refer to them with the pronoun 'both'...
Who cares? You have excellent grammar.
I'd like to meet such a dedicated drinking lady.
I think the bigger concern should be why you only have two ribs
aww sorry mary didnt see your comment
It can reasonably be assumed that she meant both sides of her rib cage. Lighten up on us alcoholics, fellas! LOL
Wow...saggy boobs mcgee...
clearly someone does not know how to stash a flask, its not hidden under your boobs, its on the side like under your arm area, hence why bruised ribs. and duh she means both sides of her ribs aka 2 flasks not 2 ribs