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  • Submitted by urallstupid on Nov 19, 10 at 3:11pm


  • Submitted by Hierro on Nov 19, 10 at 3:28pm

    You're a dumbass for thinking Four Loko has to pay to be mentioned on a site that posts funny stuff said by broke alcoholic college students. \n\nIs weed also sponsoring? What about blowjobs? \n\nDumbass.

    • Submitted by urallstupid on Nov 21, 10 at 11:57am

      And you're dumb for being ghey. And yes, when every third text is about a terrible drink, I believe its linked somehow. Dumbass.

  • Submitted by nadinem227 on Nov 19, 10 at 3:39pm

    What does you being a little bitch have anything to do with Four Loko?

  • Submitted by quwoosh on Nov 19, 10 at 6:13pm

    Don't blame Four Lokos for your own failures. It's your own fault for being that stupid. Own up to it.

  • Submitted by krossphire on Nov 19, 10 at 4:33pm

    The fact that you're an ignorant, likely underage drunk with no self-control does not constitute a good reason to ban something for non-morons that have a fucking clue.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Nov 19, 10 at 3:18pm

    Bottle of Red, Bottle of White, Bottle of 4 Loko, It all depends upon your appetite I'll meet you any time you want, in our Italian Restaurant.

    • Submitted by caligal14 on Nov 19, 10 at 3:28pm

      Hahaha thank you so much for that.....

  • Submitted by supercoolalias on Nov 19, 10 at 3:20pm

    For the love of Christ, ENOUGH with the fucking 4 Loko texts already. We get it. There are other alcoholic beverages to choose from. Move on.

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 19, 10 at 3:43pm

    I like the four loko texts, keep 'em coming (except this one sucked).

  • Submitted by Hierro on Nov 19, 10 at 6:08pm

    My god! Four Loko outbid Plan B for sponsorship! It's all clear now.

  • Submitted by nickidewbear on Nov 19, 10 at 8:33pm

    At least Luzerne County hasn't gone completely nuts.

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    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 3:54pm

    Now...... if they could ban Billy Joel....

  • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 19, 10 at 5:16pm

    Cigarettes are legal. You can still kill yourself that way if you really want to binge.

  • Submitted by awex69 on Nov 25, 10 at 9:27pm

    Four Lokos were not banned!\nthey're just taking the caffeine out.

  • Submitted by Poop_Poop on Nov 19, 10 at 4:44pm

    Hierro- you forgot plan b. For awhile it seemed like every other text mentioned it.

  • Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Nov 19, 10 at 10:28pm

    Billy Joel Rules!!

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    Submitted by mnracer550 on Dec 6, 10 at 1:42am

    im seriously gonna miss that shit.....

  • Submitted by annahell23 on Nov 19, 10 at 5:56pm

    You can still get it in Ga