I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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OK, WE GET THE POINT! 4 LOKO IS SPONSORING THIS SITE.
You're a dumbass for thinking Four Loko has to pay to be mentioned on a site that posts funny stuff said by broke alcoholic college students. \n\nIs weed also sponsoring? What about blowjobs? \n\nDumbass.
And you're dumb for being ghey. And yes, when every third text is about a terrible drink, I believe its linked somehow. Dumbass.
What does you being a little bitch have anything to do with Four Loko?
Don't blame Four Lokos for your own failures. It's your own fault for being that stupid. Own up to it.
The fact that you're an ignorant, likely underage drunk with no self-control does not constitute a good reason to ban something for non-morons that have a fucking clue.
Bottle of Red, Bottle of White, Bottle of 4 Loko, It all depends upon your appetite I'll meet you any time you want, in our Italian Restaurant.
Hahaha thank you so much for that.....
For the love of Christ, ENOUGH with the fucking 4 Loko texts already. We get it. There are other alcoholic beverages to choose from. Move on.
I like the four loko texts, keep 'em coming (except this one sucked).
Now...... if they could ban Billy Joel....
At least Luzerne County hasn't gone completely nuts.
Cigarettes are legal. You can still kill yourself that way if you really want to binge.
My god! Four Loko outbid Plan B for sponsorship! It's all clear now.
Four Lokos were not banned!\nthey're just taking the caffeine out.
Hierro- you forgot plan b. For awhile it seemed like every other text mentioned it.
Billy Joel Rules!!
im seriously gonna miss that shit.....
You can still get it in Ga