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    Submitted by urallstupid on Nov 19, 10 at 3:11pm
  • You're a dumbass for thinking Four Loko has to pay to be mentioned on a site that posts funny stuff said by broke alcoholic college students. \n\nIs weed also sponsoring? What about blowjobs? \n\nDumbass.

    Submitted by Hierro on Nov 19, 10 at 3:28pm
    • And you're dumb for being ghey. And yes, when every third text is about a terrible drink, I believe its linked somehow. Dumbass.

      Submitted by urallstupid on Nov 21, 10 at 11:57am
  • Don't blame Four Lokos for your own failures. It's your own fault for being that stupid. Own up to it.

    Submitted by quwoosh on Nov 19, 10 at 6:13pm
  • What does you being a little bitch have anything to do with Four Loko?

    Submitted by nadinem227 on Nov 19, 10 at 3:39pm
  • The fact that you're an ignorant, likely underage drunk with no self-control does not constitute a good reason to ban something for non-morons that have a fucking clue.

    Submitted by krossphire on Nov 19, 10 at 4:33pm
  • Bottle of Red, Bottle of White, Bottle of 4 Loko, It all depends upon your appetite I'll meet you any time you want, in our Italian Restaurant.

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Nov 19, 10 at 3:18pm
  • For the love of Christ, ENOUGH with the fucking 4 Loko texts already. We get it. There are other alcoholic beverages to choose from. Move on.

    Submitted by supercoolalias on Nov 19, 10 at 3:20pm
  • I like the four loko texts, keep 'em coming (except this one sucked).

    Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 19, 10 at 3:43pm
  • Now...... if they could ban Billy Joel....

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 3:54pm
  • At least Luzerne County hasn't gone completely nuts.

    Submitted by nickidewbear on Nov 19, 10 at 8:33pm
  • Cigarettes are legal. You can still kill yourself that way if you really want to binge.

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 19, 10 at 5:16pm
  • My god! Four Loko outbid Plan B for sponsorship! It's all clear now.

    Submitted by Hierro on Nov 19, 10 at 6:08pm
  • Four Lokos were not banned!\nthey're just taking the caffeine out.

    Submitted by awex69 on Nov 25, 10 at 9:27pm
  • Hierro- you forgot plan b. For awhile it seemed like every other text mentioned it.

    Submitted by Poop_Poop on Nov 19, 10 at 4:44pm
  • Billy Joel Rules!!

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Nov 19, 10 at 10:28pm
  • im seriously gonna miss that shit.....

    Submitted by mnracer550 on Dec 6, 10 at 1:42am
  • You can still get it in Ga

    Submitted by annahell23 on Nov 19, 10 at 5:56pm