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  • Number one rule of drinking; once alcohol is consumed, do not touch phone until sober.

    Submitted by shhhhhhH on Nov 20, 11 at 12:40pm
  • Damnit! Why can't you vote more than once? This deserves 3 thumbs up from each reader!

    Submitted by cardiacARREST on Nov 20, 11 at 12:25pm
  • Unless your asking out her hot roomate

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Nov 20, 11 at 1:17pm
  • D'oh!

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Nov 20, 11 at 11:10am
  • And when you stop fucking him, delete the entire contact. It is too tempting. Trust me!

    Submitted by fordfury on Nov 20, 11 at 3:29pm
  • No rule number 1 is we don't waste alcohol

    Submitted by foxToaster on Nov 20, 11 at 4:24pm
  • Ha ain't this the truth

    Submitted by tabitha0801 on Nov 20, 11 at 12:55pm
  • Don't forget Facebook!

    Submitted by lisagrand003 on Dec 16, 11 at 4:13am
  • So true.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 20, 11 at 4:27pm
  • You'll put yourself through so much shit by not deleting the number. Give your phone a break and just get fucked up.

    Submitted by BlondeMS19 on Nov 22, 11 at 4:28pm
  • This sounds formiliar my EX Texte me and said she's drunk then went and friend requested my new girlfriend on Facebook. Damn EX'S

    Submitted by paeth232 on Nov 21, 11 at 10:12pm
  • #2 rule of drinking:\nDon't change all your contacts to "dumbass"

    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 7:52pm
  • Before You Drink Put Your Phone On Airplane Mode

    Submitted by SoSwavey23 on Dec 15, 11 at 2:59pm
  • Say no to drink texting!

    Submitted by livingvegas on Nov 20, 11 at 1:38pm
  • haha too true. what kinda fucked up shit were you saying to your ex?

    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 20, 11 at 8:39pm