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  • Submitted by shhhhhhH on Nov 20, 11 at 12:40pm

    Number one rule of drinking; once alcohol is consumed, do not touch phone until sober.

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    Submitted by cardiacARREST on Nov 20, 11 at 12:25pm

    Damnit! Why can't you vote more than once? This deserves 3 thumbs up from each reader!

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    Submitted by foxToaster on Nov 20, 11 at 4:24pm

    No rule number 1 is we don't waste alcohol

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Nov 20, 11 at 1:17pm

    Unless your asking out her hot roomate

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    Submitted by tabitha0801 on Nov 20, 11 at 12:55pm

    Ha ain't this the truth

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    Submitted by fordfury on Nov 20, 11 at 3:29pm

    And when you stop fucking him, delete the entire contact. It is too tempting. Trust me!

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 20, 11 at 4:27pm

    So true.

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    Submitted by paeth232 on Nov 21, 11 at 10:12pm

    This sounds formiliar my EX Texte me and said she's drunk then went and friend requested my new girlfriend on Facebook. Damn EX'S

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    Submitted by lisagrand003 on Dec 16, 11 at 4:13am

    Don't forget Facebook!

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    Submitted by livingvegas on Nov 20, 11 at 1:38pm

    Say no to drink texting!

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    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 7:52pm

    #2 rule of drinking:\nDon't change all your contacts to "dumbass"

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Nov 20, 11 at 11:10am

    D'oh!

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    Submitted by SoSwavey23 on Dec 15, 11 at 2:59pm

    Before You Drink Put Your Phone On Airplane Mode

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    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 20, 11 at 8:39pm

    haha too true. what kinda fucked up shit were you saying to your ex? www.iwassofuckedup.com

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    Submitted by BlondeMS19 on Nov 22, 11 at 4:28pm

    You'll put yourself through so much shit by not deleting the number. Give your phone a break and just get fucked up.