I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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She's not a slut, women are just realizing men are replacable. Just as women have been to men forever.
She isn't a slut she is a funny girl. I like her sense of humour. I do however have to question her choice of drink.
I love the total seriousness with which this is said.
Screw miller lite it's all about blue moon with a slice of orange!
Really? Miller and Bud before Blue Moon? Get some good local micro brews!
great logic. but your poor, poor taste buds. miller lite, really? grow some beer standards.
Not my choice in beers, but I definitely relate to the rest of this. Funny, too!
And seriously people, stop calling the poster a slut / whore. This is the 21st century.
wow, miller lite? trash.
actually pretty effing funny! but my advive to you girl is to shoot for an import first. then the domestic as a back up plan. ;)
this text doesnt make sense..and miller lite? god help you
Great txt. I'd pick Miller Lite over any of the beer choices, but then I'm from Wisconsin. We like to support our Milwaukee beers.
i assumed Miller Lite was her first choice because it's cheaper.... because I don't know who in their right mind thinks Miller > Blue Moon
HA NICE!! You're still a whore though :) nothin' personal!
Blue moon is at least 10 times better than miller. Plus light beer is for candy asses.
I get it... you're just a whore and drinking is code for sucking cock
why would miller lite be your first choice? but fuck the haters this text is genuinely funny which is a rare find on tfln
Epic metaphor is epic
I'm a chick and this is badass
sluts drink bud cunts drink blue moon
Ok this is funny but miller lite over blue moon?!?! I hope her choice in men are smarter lol
omg!!!!! this is amazing.
She's a whore but guys do it all the time?! Seems like she's pretty honest to me! Love it!
hey you posting "roll tide" GO FUCK YOURSELF
Hahaha. I like this.
Some of these high tech phones like you don't have, auto capitalize and include apostrophes.
this just described my life...
The people who call her a whore for simply making an awesome metaphor need to start taking this site for what it is. Stop being so damn critical of how people choose to live their lives.
Dead guy ale best beer ever!!!
This is text is probably from a guy.
this is totally my situation right now except miller light wouldnt be my first choice!!! lol
Miller Lite is your first choice?
omggg i love this :)
Never stop sampling....
Haha this literally summed up my life.
What is "roll tide"?
ML over blue moon? You are ridiculous
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the only problem that i have with this tfln is that miller light is her first choice.. blue moon is obviously better.
Gotta love Fort Myers!!!
Rep the 239!
lmao i love everything about this: drink choice AND life philosophy!
This is a quote stragith out of Tucker Max's "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell."\n\nShe's not smart enough to come up with this alone, she's just smart enough to know how to read...
Love where your head's at!
STFU everyone who is calling her a slut
y'all are too sensitive. The OP is a whore, no question about it
I'm 85% sure that was about me... The sad part is that I can't decide whether it's a good thing or a bad thing.
10:23 seriously if you are saying anything in the miler family is nasty then you obviously grew up drinking wine.... Sorry bot it
Newcastle Brown Ale is better than all of those drinks aforementioned.
I think you're missing a few words in here.
Lmao. But ew to miller liteeee. It's all bout that Sam Adams :) blue moon is decent tho...
I get the analogy and have to saw well put I would just pick a different reference. lol I like that she is all about working on that orgasm no matter what she has to work with. Low standards
Bud sucks. Sam Adams sucks. Landshark sucks. Newcastle is good. Blue Moon is good. Miller Lite is good.
awesome metaphor. soooo true. and newcastle is the best beer ever. anything in the miller family is gross.
You guys can keep your slutty ass girls with no fuckin taste in beer.
Ppl who cares what type of beer it is, ur sooo missing the point!
haha, good to see someone post up from Naples that goes to school in Orlando! me too! bahahah who is this? add me on facebook "Josh Kerekes"
are none of you from Minnesota or Wisconsin? how about checking out the Mich Golden Light?