My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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Sounds like you and those fake tits have spent a lifetime drowning in insecurities. You will still come off that way.
Panic is correct. My reunion the "extreme geek" turned so drop dead gorgeous, nobody could stop talking about him.
And making more money than the hunk of a high school quarterback since he was kicked off his college team for ethics violations and passed over in the NFL draft. Yup, that was my ten year reunion.
No one will be impressed by tits that were bought. Now, if you were a late bloomer and they got big on their own.. That's worth showing off.
Only in Iowa! Hell yea!
Just have quote that on a tight fitting t-shirt and go from there.
save that shit for your blog no one cares about your high school reunion. none of your high school reunions.