I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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Been there, it just hurts
I'm sorry, but it isn't cool to repeat jokes from a cartoon, no matter how funny it is. It shows a lack of originality and creativity on the OP's part. If I got this text, I'd go over to their house and slap them across the face and tell them to try again.
sounds like the ICP wannabes have found TFLN
i love how everyone is giving out peoples phone numbers now.. i have already hooked up with 2 of these girls..
I use to think that before I fuck. But after 2 rounds I falll asleep.
6:00 cause it just wouldn't make as much sense.
4:53 haha! good reference
wtf you savin the little bastards? let'em go boy your body will make plenty more.
I totally just sent this to my bf:)
From family guy
when all the cums gone all your left with is shootin knee cartilage. Trust me
It tells something about society today, a woman (hopefully) says something that sexy,,, and people cant help but relate it to an un-funny adult cartoon....and then keep talking about said cartoon.
Oh it's from Family Guy. No wonder it isn't funny.
Stab that hoe with a fork!
i don't care if this is a family guy quote. if i got this i would marry the sender. awesome.
why cant i find a girl to say this for me.
I stab bitches with a chainsaw
the first half of this text is so sexy
Rookie. Fuck that bitch, don't dream it.
funnier when quagmire said it
Tried too hard, 4:19, no one is impressed.
the reply would make this much funnier
This is awesome. It gets me in bed all the time. It doesn't matter if its from family guy. There's nothing better than knowing your partner wants you that bad. Hey "fail" people, you should try this...maybe you can finally get laid.
Love this & it happens to me a lot just by thinking about a certain peep!!
from family guy or not, it would get me in bed and a laugh as well.
Well hello there, Quagmire. I thought you lived in Rhode Island?
205-382-9735 if you like fat chicks.
yeah, you can't "stab" anyone with a chainsaw. idiot.
1. I miss college
2. I miss women that say things like this
3. Why don't all women say things like this?
and the award for worst dirty talk ever goes to..........
508.. that's a low blow man
This episode of Family Guy was on the other night.
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Shoot yeah, I'd kill for my guy to want to do it that much!
9:53 just because you dont appreciate the humor of this text or family guy doesnt mean its sad
ya, pretty sure a guy sent this
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
4:53 - that's awesome...jerry seinfeld certainly isn't the model of good dirty talk, but why did she leave when he said that...not that weird
I can't imagine how many calls those numbers are going to get! Holy shit I bet they don't stop ringing for a week
Family Guy fffffaaaaaiiiiiiilllllll......
908[[[283[[[0599 is a fat chick. call 4 a good time.
8:54, thats the way to be.
Three-oh-five for life!! (:
hahah well i want to do you until from each nipple a little flag pops out saying 'boom' and 'pow'...xD
STOLEN FROM FAMILY GUY = FAIL
I think it's sweet :-)
i find this incredibly sweet in a very funny way. :)
that'll get her in the mood....
are u sure... ur nuts will hate u for it
I've gotten a text like this before..it was an epic night
7:21 - i'm pretty sure it was a dude who sent this
Stolen from Family Guy!!
agree with 812. all i want after round 2 is a smoke and a pillow.
Id like to plow that girl right in the butthole.....Right in the Brown Sherriffs Badge!
are those the panties your mom laid out for you this morning?
Seriously, if one person lets us know it's from Family Guy, every person after doesn't have to. Read, goddammit!
first been there done that
Miami. I want to marry you. =D
10:35 has the right idea.
this is a disgrace to miami.... pathetic
Don't copy things from Family Guy, it's to cool for you...
Maybe you need to actually think about the influence of Family Guy on your life. If you quote it more than three times a day, that's a sad obsession.
i want to be the recipient so bad
You copyed family guy
enjoy all the babies that cum out of her when you done genius
condom = win