I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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Been there, it just hurts
i love how everyone is giving out peoples phone numbers now.. i have already hooked up with 2 of these girls..
I use to think that before I fuck. But after 2 rounds I falll asleep.
wtf you savin the little bastards? let'em go boy your body will make plenty more.
6:00 cause it just wouldn't make as much sense.
I'm sorry, but it isn't cool to repeat jokes from a cartoon, no matter how funny it is. It shows a lack of originality and creativity on the OP's part. If I got this text, I'd go over to their house and slap them across the face and tell them to try again.
sounds like the ICP wannabes have found TFLN
4:53 haha! good reference
From family guy
I totally just sent this to my bf:)
It tells something about society today, a woman (hopefully) says something that sexy,,, and people cant help but relate it to an un-funny adult cartoon....and then keep talking about said cartoon.
Oh it's from Family Guy. No wonder it isn't funny.
when all the cums gone all your left with is shootin knee cartilage. Trust me
Stab that hoe with a fork!
This is awesome. It gets me in bed all the time. It doesn't matter if its from family guy. There's nothing better than knowing your partner wants you that bad. Hey "fail" people, you should try this...maybe you can finally get laid.
Tried too hard, 4:19, no one is impressed.
from family guy or not, it would get me in bed and a laugh as well.
Love this & it happens to me a lot just by thinking about a certain peep!!
funnier when quagmire said it
i don't care if this is a family guy quote. if i got this i would marry the sender. awesome.
why cant i find a girl to say this for me.
Rookie. Fuck that bitch, don't dream it.
the first half of this text is so sexy
I stab bitches with a chainsaw
and the award for worst dirty talk ever goes to..........
the reply would make this much funnier
Well hello there, Quagmire. I thought you lived in Rhode Island?
yeah, you can't "stab" anyone with a chainsaw. idiot.
508.. that's a low blow man
205-382-9735 if you like fat chicks.
Shoot yeah, I'd kill for my guy to want to do it that much!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
8:54, thats the way to be.
1. I miss college
2. I miss women that say things like this
3. Why don't all women say things like this?
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This episode of Family Guy was on the other night.
9:53 just because you dont appreciate the humor of this text or family guy doesnt mean its sad
I can't imagine how many calls those numbers are going to get! Holy shit I bet they don't stop ringing for a week
STOLEN FROM FAMILY GUY = FAIL
Three-oh-five for life!! (:
ya, pretty sure a guy sent this
4:53 - that's awesome...jerry seinfeld certainly isn't the model of good dirty talk, but why did she leave when he said that...not that weird
I've gotten a text like this before..it was an epic night
i find this incredibly sweet in a very funny way. :)
Family Guy fffffaaaaaiiiiiiilllllll......
908[[[283[[[0599 is a fat chick. call 4 a good time.
I think it's sweet :-)
that'll get her in the mood....
hahah well i want to do you until from each nipple a little flag pops out saying 'boom' and 'pow'...xD
are u sure... ur nuts will hate u for it
Stolen from Family Guy!!
7:21 - i'm pretty sure it was a dude who sent this
Id like to plow that girl right in the butthole.....Right in the Brown Sherriffs Badge!
agree with 812. all i want after round 2 is a smoke and a pillow.
this is a disgrace to miami.... pathetic
Don't copy things from Family Guy, it's to cool for you...
Seriously, if one person lets us know it's from Family Guy, every person after doesn't have to. Read, goddammit!
first been there done that
Miami. I want to marry you. =D
10:35 has the right idea.
are those the panties your mom laid out for you this morning?
You copyed family guy
Maybe you need to actually think about the influence of Family Guy on your life. If you quote it more than three times a day, that's a sad obsession.
i want to be the recipient so bad
enjoy all the babies that cum out of her when you done genius
condom = win