I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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Been there, it just hurts
wtf you savin the little bastards? let'em go boy your body will make plenty more.
6:00 cause it just wouldn't make as much sense.
I use to think that before I fuck. But after 2 rounds I falll asleep.
From family guy
i love how everyone is giving out peoples phone numbers now.. i have already hooked up with 2 of these girls..
Stab that hoe with a fork!
I'm sorry, but it isn't cool to repeat jokes from a cartoon, no matter how funny it is. It shows a lack of originality and creativity on the OP's part. If I got this text, I'd go over to their house and slap them across the face and tell them to try again.
Oh it's from Family Guy. No wonder it isn't funny.
4:53 haha! good reference
sounds like the ICP wannabes have found TFLN
This is awesome. It gets me in bed all the time. It doesn't matter if its from family guy. There's nothing better than knowing your partner wants you that bad. Hey "fail" people, you should try this...maybe you can finally get laid.
Tried too hard, 4:19, no one is impressed.
Love this & it happens to me a lot just by thinking about a certain peep!!
It tells something about society today, a woman (hopefully) says something that sexy,,, and people cant help but relate it to an un-funny adult cartoon....and then keep talking about said cartoon.
I stab bitches with a chainsaw
I totally just sent this to my bf:)
from family guy or not, it would get me in bed and a laugh as well.
funnier when quagmire said it
the reply would make this much funnier
when all the cums gone all your left with is shootin knee cartilage. Trust me
why cant i find a girl to say this for me.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
and the award for worst dirty talk ever goes to..........
Rookie. Fuck that bitch, don't dream it.
the first half of this text is so sexy
Shoot yeah, I'd kill for my guy to want to do it that much!
i don't care if this is a family guy quote. if i got this i would marry the sender. awesome.
yeah, you can't "stab" anyone with a chainsaw. idiot.
Well hello there, Quagmire. I thought you lived in Rhode Island?
508.. that's a low blow man
205-382-9735 if you like fat chicks.
8:54, thats the way to be.
I've gotten a text like this before..it was an epic night
This episode of Family Guy was on the other night.
9:53 just because you dont appreciate the humor of this text or family guy doesnt mean its sad
ya, pretty sure a guy sent this
4:53 - that's awesome...jerry seinfeld certainly isn't the model of good dirty talk, but why did she leave when he said that...not that weird
1. I miss college
2. I miss women that say things like this
3. Why don't all women say things like this?
Three-oh-five for life!! (:
I can't imagine how many calls those numbers are going to get! Holy shit I bet they don't stop ringing for a week
STOLEN FROM FAMILY GUY = FAIL
Id like to plow that girl right in the butthole.....Right in the Brown Sherriffs Badge!
I think it's sweet :-)
Family Guy fffffaaaaaiiiiiiilllllll......
i find this incredibly sweet in a very funny way. :)
that'll get her in the mood....
are u sure... ur nuts will hate u for it
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908[[[283[[[0599 is a fat chick. call 4 a good time.
hahah well i want to do you until from each nipple a little flag pops out saying 'boom' and 'pow'...xD
Stolen from Family Guy!!
7:21 - i'm pretty sure it was a dude who sent this
agree with 812. all i want after round 2 is a smoke and a pillow.
Miami. I want to marry you. =D
this is a disgrace to miami.... pathetic
first been there done that
10:35 has the right idea.
Don't copy things from Family Guy, it's to cool for you...
Seriously, if one person lets us know it's from Family Guy, every person after doesn't have to. Read, goddammit!
are those the panties your mom laid out for you this morning?
enjoy all the babies that cum out of her when you done genius
condom = win
Maybe you need to actually think about the influence of Family Guy on your life. If you quote it more than three times a day, that's a sad obsession.
You copyed family guy
i want to be the recipient so bad