I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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Been there, it just hurts
I use to think that before I fuck. But after 2 rounds I falll asleep.
wtf you savin the little bastards? let'em go boy your body will make plenty more.
i love how everyone is giving out peoples phone numbers now.. i have already hooked up with 2 of these girls..
6:00 cause it just wouldn't make as much sense.
I'm sorry, but it isn't cool to repeat jokes from a cartoon, no matter how funny it is. It shows a lack of originality and creativity on the OP's part. If I got this text, I'd go over to their house and slap them across the face and tell them to try again.
4:53 haha! good reference
sounds like the ICP wannabes have found TFLN
From family guy
Oh it's from Family Guy. No wonder it isn't funny.
I totally just sent this to my bf:)
It tells something about society today, a woman (hopefully) says something that sexy,,, and people cant help but relate it to an un-funny adult cartoon....and then keep talking about said cartoon.
when all the cums gone all your left with is shootin knee cartilage. Trust me
This is awesome. It gets me in bed all the time. It doesn't matter if its from family guy. There's nothing better than knowing your partner wants you that bad. Hey "fail" people, you should try this...maybe you can finally get laid.
Stab that hoe with a fork!
Tried too hard, 4:19, no one is impressed.
Rookie. Fuck that bitch, don't dream it.
Love this & it happens to me a lot just by thinking about a certain peep!!
why cant i find a girl to say this for me.
from family guy or not, it would get me in bed and a laugh as well.
funnier when quagmire said it
the first half of this text is so sexy
the reply would make this much funnier
I stab bitches with a chainsaw
i don't care if this is a family guy quote. if i got this i would marry the sender. awesome.
and the award for worst dirty talk ever goes to..........
Well hello there, Quagmire. I thought you lived in Rhode Island?
508.. that's a low blow man
205-382-9735 if you like fat chicks.
yeah, you can't "stab" anyone with a chainsaw. idiot.
Shoot yeah, I'd kill for my guy to want to do it that much!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
8:54, thats the way to be.
9:53 just because you dont appreciate the humor of this text or family guy doesnt mean its sad
This episode of Family Guy was on the other night.
4:53 - that's awesome...jerry seinfeld certainly isn't the model of good dirty talk, but why did she leave when he said that...not that weird
1. I miss college
2. I miss women that say things like this
3. Why don't all women say things like this?
STOLEN FROM FAMILY GUY = FAIL
Three-oh-five for life!! (:
I've gotten a text like this before..it was an epic night
I can't imagine how many calls those numbers are going to get! Holy shit I bet they don't stop ringing for a week
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i find this incredibly sweet in a very funny way. :)
Family Guy fffffaaaaaiiiiiiilllllll......
I think it's sweet :-)
ya, pretty sure a guy sent this
are u sure... ur nuts will hate u for it
hahah well i want to do you until from each nipple a little flag pops out saying 'boom' and 'pow'...xD
908[[[283[[[0599 is a fat chick. call 4 a good time.
that'll get her in the mood....
Stolen from Family Guy!!
Id like to plow that girl right in the butthole.....Right in the Brown Sherriffs Badge!
agree with 812. all i want after round 2 is a smoke and a pillow.
7:21 - i'm pretty sure it was a dude who sent this
this is a disgrace to miami.... pathetic
Don't copy things from Family Guy, it's to cool for you...
first been there done that
Miami. I want to marry you. =D
Seriously, if one person lets us know it's from Family Guy, every person after doesn't have to. Read, goddammit!
10:35 has the right idea.
are those the panties your mom laid out for you this morning?
enjoy all the babies that cum out of her when you done genius
condom = win
You copyed family guy
Maybe you need to actually think about the influence of Family Guy on your life. If you quote it more than three times a day, that's a sad obsession.
i want to be the recipient so bad