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  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 29, 10 at 6:27pm

    If you wear something slutty to my place, you're GUARANTEED to get the best;) [disclaimer: this statement only holds true if you don't exceed the weight limit on your outfit]

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    Submitted by cutemau5 on Apr 29, 10 at 6:16pm

    Ya when I was underage that's what we wore to the liquor store, smoke counter, video store porn section...

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 29, 10 at 5:09pm

    Maybe it's her solution for everything because it works so often

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    Submitted by yousirareanass on Apr 29, 10 at 7:06pm

    The surprise is that the first person is a guy.

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    Submitted by wonkie on Apr 29, 10 at 7:09pm

    Lmfao

  • Submitted by FSG on Apr 29, 10 at 4:17pm

    Good plan... Wish i was a girl..

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    Submitted by GCFLN on Apr 30, 10 at 3:26pm

    procrastinate during work. show off your genius. embarrass your co-workers. just be sure to block your boss on gchat!\nhttp://gchatsfromlastnight.jimdo.com/

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    Submitted by iamyourboss on Apr 30, 10 at 12:31am

    I just realized that I get alot of free weed when I dress up as a slut.. pussy rules!!

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    Submitted by russianreversal on Apr 29, 10 at 10:57pm

    In Soviet Russia, slutty wears you!

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    Submitted by parekoy on Apr 30, 10 at 1:50am

    :)

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    Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 29, 10 at 4:32pm

    I'd love to see how that turned out

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 4:31pm

    Eww you're gross... (the person under me)

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    Submitted by OMGIamhere on Apr 29, 10 at 5:03pm

    It's not that you dress slutty; you have to be a regular customer.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 2:51am

    Who doesn't??? Lol

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    Submitted by AnimeBabe on Apr 29, 10 at 9:20pm

    if it works it works. dont mess with progress

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    Submitted by jules4 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:54am

    10:49 that was on 1000 ways to die

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    Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 29, 10 at 10:49pm

    when i want something i dress in tight jeans and stuff a 24 inch long dildo in them. works every time

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 11:29pm

    Tryin get swoll right naw

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    Submitted by jenpearce on Apr 29, 10 at 7:18pm

    Eternity, you only say it's a new low because when you wear somethin slutty people tell you where the nearest street corner is. \n\nThe OP is great! I do the same thing when I go into the emergency lights store for my husband!

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    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Apr 30, 10 at 12:37am

    I like this friend haha

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    Submitted by Capt on Apr 29, 10 at 6:54pm

    Story of my life...

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 29, 10 at 8:31pm

    My cousin met his wife this way. He still jokes about "getting a new wife" when he does a liquor store run.

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    Submitted by kacie23 on Apr 29, 10 at 6:44pm

    Gives me ideas!! Does it work??

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    Submitted by thirstyangela on Apr 30, 10 at 3:10am

    where was this? im from the chiii too!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 4:19pm

    U take it like one

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    Submitted by IneptAdept on Apr 29, 10 at 8:51pm

    I was trying to think of a real-life problem this solution could realistically apply to, and the only thing I could come up with was "I am sexy, but want free booze BEFORE I hit the bar."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 5:53pm

    Hey girls add sexyking on messages now for some fun!

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    Submitted by FSG on Apr 29, 10 at 4:20pm

    Anon.. Of course ya puss.

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    Submitted by klangford on Apr 29, 10 at 4:52pm

    and by best do you mean have every alcoholic letch file you in his spank bank for later?

  • Submitted by eternity on Apr 29, 10 at 4:23pm

    ....wow....new low?

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    Submitted by drunknotenough on Apr 30, 10 at 2:17am

    Alpha Kenny Body

  • Submitted by imboyo on Apr 29, 10 at 9:04pm

    I'M HOMO-PHOBIC!!! Yes i'm aiming that toward you FSG