I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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If you wear something slutty to my place, you're GUARANTEED to get the best;) [disclaimer: this statement only holds true if you don't exceed the weight limit on your outfit]
Maybe it's her solution for everything because it works so often
Ya when I was underage that's what we wore to the liquor store, smoke counter, video store porn section...
The surprise is that the first person is a guy.
In Soviet Russia, slutty wears you!
when i want something i dress in tight jeans and stuff a 24 inch long dildo in them. works every time
I'd love to see how that turned out
Tryin get swoll right naw
I just realized that I get alot of free weed when I dress up as a slut.. pussy rules!!
Eternity, you only say it's a new low because when you wear somethin slutty people tell you where the nearest street corner is. \n\nThe OP is great! I do the same thing when I go into the emergency lights store for my husband!
I like this friend haha
It's not that you dress slutty; you have to be a regular customer.
procrastinate during work. show off your genius. embarrass your co-workers. just be sure to block your boss on gchat!\nhttp://gchatsfromlastnight.jimdo.com/
I was trying to think of a real-life problem this solution could realistically apply to, and the only thing I could come up with was "I am sexy, but want free booze BEFORE I hit the bar."
and by best do you mean have every alcoholic letch file you in his spank bank for later?
Eww you're gross... (the person under me)
Good plan... Wish i was a girl..
Who doesn't??? Lol
if it works it works. dont mess with progress
My cousin met his wife this way. He still jokes about "getting a new wife" when he does a liquor store run.
10:49 that was on 1000 ways to die
U take it like one
I'M HOMO-PHOBIC!!! Yes i'm aiming that toward you FSG
Story of my life...
Gives me ideas!! Does it work??
Alpha Kenny Body
Hey girls add sexyking on messages now for some fun!
where was this? im from the chiii too!
Anon.. Of course ya puss.