we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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That was my exact thought. LOL.
I don't care if its a girl or guy, I want the cheater to get the herp.
Bwahahaha! You just got proper fucked, BITCH!
God that sounds like my ex wife... I hope it is.
I LOVE this!
Wow. Such a perfect "fuck off".
Very clever. Sad though.
I actually find this text more sad than funny. But I can relate.
Can't much blame you for passing that up OP #2, apparently OP #1's wares were back on the market about five minutes after you all broke up.
Or maybe that's why they broke up in the first place?
Oh shit! Lol that's gotta sting
Wow man u got played
ZING! Got you good fucker! That was a great burn!