Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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I love how Halloween evolved into Harlotween
I prefer it that way. slutty half naked girls are better than candy
It still takes a little candy to get 'em. ;-)
Fuck you Joe I'm first you cunt
Suck my dick
are you making it so it's easier to rip off in the middle of the party? thats what you should be doing
you will if your going as whorearella, or sleeping with everyone beauty, or my fav pokemyhotass.
Make sure you sew in a nice opening down there!
Hey OP, I'm in Texarkana, where are these parties gonna be :)
143. Is your vagina still oozing those stanky juices?
Hope so..otherwise you'll need that hand.
Shouldn't be a problem, unless you're fat.
Steeldude, you sir, win!