My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
i now understand why vodka