Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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