I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.