Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.