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  • Omg how do u get that high?!?! Ps where did u get ur weed at cuz I want sum

    Submitted by SexyGrl_luvs_u on Mar 28, 10 at 11:27pm
  • i poured half my beer out into my mouth laughing while reading this. am i going to die? epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:46pm
  • The response was perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Ive eaten a half bag of Hershey kisses with the foil still on. That was a shiny shit..

    Submitted by stikybriches on Apr 6, 11 at 11:53pm
  • greatest TXT ever :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:14am
  • i think they are a corn based product not rice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:31pm
  • i could see myself doing this if i got high and was watching a really interesting show

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:32am
  • LMFAO. Someone's gonna have packing peanut poo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:09pm
  • packing peanuts are biodegradable, so dont worry too much, just remember to set the cheetos on a closed box next time .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:21am
  • that's a real friend right there (:

    Submitted by x0blonde on Aug 2, 10 at 12:19pm
  • best response ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:48am
  • All the people who say that this can't happen while you're high don't get as baked as thoroughly as they should.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:31am
  • ...I LOL'D. Stoners FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:32pm
  • 11:51pm Actually it will not kill you if you only ate a small amount like this clown claims to have eaten. Only large amounts would cause an intestinal blockage. The real danger is the styrene that's in it. Styrene mimics estrogen which will cause your body to go haywire thinking that excess estrogen is in your body. This would cause thyroid problems as well as different blood conditions that could be quite harmful. Yes I'm a med school nerd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:03am
  • I keep trying to get that baked! Good night :) have fun my fellow stoner!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:37am
  • Aren't they ghost poop?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:33pm
  • the response made me laugh out loud too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:56pm
  • the first and only text i've laughed at on this site, but i discovered this site 20 minutes ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:05am
  • Really? I don't think so. I mean, even high you can distinguish color and taste.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:48pm
  • haha i can so see myself doing that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:40am
  • I think we have to assume, even though the text says styrofoam, that they're actually the biodegradable-type packing peanuts that you can eat (they're gross but if you're high enough...). Even really high you wouldn't eat the ones that are actually styrofoam, and if you did, yeah, I hope you die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:43am
  • lolol this could happen to me so easily high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:00am
  • hahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:07pm
  • 1:20am And bitching about it helps. Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:02am
  • how? do you lose all reason and logic when high?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:02pm
  • Haha this one made me laugh out loud. make your self throw up if you really worried. lmfao dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:49pm
  • 1:24 (1) **rendered sterile. my bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:25am
  • if actual styrofoam, you can be made sterile... darwinism at its finest...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:24am
  • WTF You people are so analytical......who cares about the scientific fucking side....just read the fucking text and enjoy it and laugh....if you are going to analyze it go on another fucking site....this is meant to be funny.....get over yourselves.....U R RUINING THE FUN OF IT!!!!! Go debate somewhere else.....JC!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:20am
  • thank you 1151 for your awesomeness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:00am
  • It depends on the peanuts. The bio-friendly ones are basically the same as the cheeto base, without the frying and orange cheese goo. The styrofoam... eew, I hope he had less than a handful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:22am
  • LMFAO THAT WAS FUNNY.....ALL THE DRUGS I DID AND NEVER DID I DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID.........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:39pm
  • HahHahaha, that's soooooo funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:11pm
  • lol... yea, you can actually eat packing peanuts.. taste like shit but edible, something to do with being biodegradable... or dumb ass-proof

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:03pm
  • yeah 120. you are like the hall moniter of fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:15pm
  • if someone thinks this is fake, they dont smoke that good shit, cause when im high, i cant hear to well and my sense of smell is fucked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 7:31am
  • yo when i was a kid i ate some of those once. you could deffinately mistake those for real cheetos if too based.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:04pm
  • I really hope so too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:16pm
  • pretty sure they're made out of starch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:48am
  • Fake text is fake. And actually some of those packing peanuts aren't styrofoam anymore, some are made from rice so, you actually can eat those ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:55pm
  • actually, if they were to eat styrofoam they would die bc the body cannot digest it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:51pm