I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
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Omg how do u get that high?!?! Ps where did u get ur weed at cuz I want sum
i poured half my beer out into my mouth laughing while reading this. am i going to die? epic.
The response was perfect.
greatest TXT ever :)
Ive eaten a half bag of Hershey kisses with the foil still on. That was a shiny shit..
Someone's gonna have packing peanut poo.
packing peanuts are biodegradable, so dont worry too much, just remember to set the cheetos on a closed box next time .
that's a real friend right there (:
i think they are a corn based product not rice
i could see myself doing this if i got high and was watching a really interesting show
lolol this could happen to me so easily high
Aren't they ghost poop?
All the people who say that this can't happen while you're high don't get as baked as thoroughly as they should.
I keep trying to get that baked! Good night :)
have fun my fellow stoner!
the response made me laugh out loud too!
best response ever.
Actually it will not kill you if you only ate a small amount like this clown claims to have eaten. Only large amounts would cause an intestinal blockage. The real danger is the styrene that's in it. Styrene mimics estrogen which will cause your body to go haywire thinking that excess estrogen is in your body. This would cause thyroid problems as well as different blood conditions that could be quite harmful. Yes I'm a med school nerd.
...I LOL'D. Stoners FTW.
haha i can so see myself doing that
Really? I don't think so. I mean, even high you can distinguish color and taste.
the first and only text i've laughed at on this site, but i discovered this site 20 minutes ago.
LMFAO THAT WAS FUNNY.....ALL THE DRUGS I DID AND NEVER DID I DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID.........
And bitching about it helps. Idiot.
I think we have to assume, even though the text says styrofoam, that they're actually the biodegradable-type packing peanuts that you can eat (they're gross but if you're high enough...). Even really high you wouldn't eat the ones that are actually styrofoam, and if you did, yeah, I hope you die.
how? do you lose all reason and logic when high?
if actual styrofoam, you can be made sterile... darwinism at its finest...
1:24 (1) **rendered sterile. my bad
if someone thinks this is fake, they dont smoke that good shit, cause when im high, i cant hear to well and my sense of smell is fucked
WTF You people are so analytical......who cares about the scientific fucking side....just read the fucking text and enjoy it and laugh....if you are going to analyze it go on another fucking site....this is meant to be funny.....get over yourselves.....U R RUINING THE FUN OF IT!!!!! Go debate somewhere else.....JC!!!!
yeah 120. you are like the hall moniter of fun.
thank you 1151 for your awesomeness
lol... yea, you can actually eat packing peanuts.. taste like shit but edible, something to do with being biodegradable... or dumb ass-proof
Haha this one made me laugh out loud.
make your self throw up if you really worried.
HahHahaha, that's soooooo funny
Fake text is fake. And actually some of those packing peanuts aren't styrofoam anymore, some are made from rice so, you actually can eat those ones.
yo when i was a kid i ate some of those once.
you could deffinately mistake those for real cheetos if too based.
I really hope so too.
It depends on the peanuts. The bio-friendly ones are basically the same as the cheeto base, without the frying and orange cheese goo. The styrofoam... eew, I hope he had less than a handful.
pretty sure they're made out of starch.
actually, if they were to eat styrofoam they would die bc the body cannot digest it.