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  • Submitted by 909Berdoo on Apr 29, 12 at 4:20pm

    Perfect woman! Keeper!

  • Submitted by budman999 on Apr 29, 12 at 8:28pm

    Who could resist that line? Not me!

  • Submitted by mattmac91 on Apr 29, 12 at 8:38pm

    If you're a decent looking girl you really don't need a strategy just tell him to eat it and if he doesn't he's a fa g

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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Apr 30, 12 at 7:39am

    Because everyone knows that men NEVER want sex

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    Submitted by JoeyBallgame on May 3, 12 at 11:42am

    That's the same line I use to pick up girls. They love it when they think all you want to do is eat them out

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    Submitted by Kaylib2514 on Jun 21, 12 at 11:19pm

    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 29, 12 at 10:30pm

    yea put a Santa hat on know what I'm too drunk to think of something witty fact is you got a mogwai for a cunt

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      Submitted by Tyler9978 on Apr 29, 12 at 10:35pm

      Have a little to much wine at church today? At least that's what I tell people when I'm stumbling down the street on Sunday afternoon.

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      Submitted by partyrok on Apr 30, 12 at 12:10pm

      It's ok nunu, your still a legend to this website.

  • Submitted by alcoholiday on Apr 29, 12 at 3:53pm

    Hey girl, you gotta get my dick wet before i stick it in