I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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Perfect woman! Keeper!
Who could resist that line? Not me!
If you're a decent looking girl you really don't need a strategy just tell him to eat it and if he doesn't he's a fa g
Because everyone knows that men NEVER want sex
That's the same line I use to pick up girls. They love it when they think all you want to do is eat them out
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
yea put a Santa hat on him...you know what I'm too drunk to think of something witty fact is you got a mogwai for a cunt
Have a little to much wine at church today? At least that's what I tell people when I'm stumbling down the street on Sunday afternoon.
It's ok nunu, your still a legend to this website.
Hey girl, you gotta get my dick wet before i stick it in