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  • 47 29
    Submitted by MrSlapChop on Mar 1, 12 at 5:16pm

    Hungry? Why Wait... Grab a Dickers!

  • 52 40
    Submitted by pervy_ninja on Mar 1, 12 at 10:39am

    A bj a day keeps the doctor away.

    • 21 28
      Submitted by wgiraldi on Mar 1, 12 at 1:10pm

      I've heard that one before.

  • 34 30
    Submitted by youdneverthinkit on Mar 1, 12 at 9:16pm

    Sounds like a great diet to me

  • 29 26
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 1, 12 at 11:51pm

    I wish I had someone around all the time to make this available to me 😓

    • 19 25
      Submitted by Nataleezy on Mar 2, 12 at 1:19am

      forever alone...

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Ritard on Mar 1, 12 at 4:06pm

    Sex burns 144 calories an hour. The average sexual intercourse is 3 minutes. Not the best exercise program, but the most fun way to burn 7 calories at time.

    • 26 25
      Submitted by porksword on Mar 1, 12 at 6:08pm

      3 minutes, wtf? You wouldn't even make a good egg timer.

    • 18 26
      Submitted by wubbazugg on Mar 1, 12 at 11:17pm

      Crank up the heat. Get a good sweat going beforehand. *then* get into it.

    • 22 29
      Submitted by reeln on Mar 2, 12 at 10:54am

      wow. I'm sorry for your sex life

  • 26 26
    Submitted by X3nanase on Mar 1, 12 at 3:06pm

    It works

  • 17 25
    Submitted by lover36 on Mar 3, 12 at 8:11pm

    Sounds like the plan my fiancé has to quit smoking!