Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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For all you Jack asses calling this girl fat I'm a size 5 and have totaly been able to fit that much stuff in my ample boobs so get off your high horse
Well there are these things called "push-up bras". They take what boobs you have, and push them up inducing more cleavage. Add in that we have no idea what the OP's build, proportions, muscle mass and actual weight is.....makes everyone calling her a fatty, probably about 15 years old with smaller then average penises.
Or possibly just not funny.
God, you boobs must be horrendously small for you to pack that much between them.
You're like the Mary Poppins of cleavage.
one of my friends pulled an ipod out of hers. then i asked her why and shes like i have no pockets. then she put it back in after changing the song. that was in gr 7 xD
Had you pulled a rabbit out of there, I bet he'd have shit himself.
Big deal i can hide more under my balls
-Lick my balls (:
Nice rack, then. Good for you.
3:16 Translation: How did you know my penis was small!
Charles Ruthefford thinks if you dig just a lil deeper you'll find a TV dinner.
2:21, how the hell is a size 5 fat? The only sizes smaller are 3 and 1. People like you are what's wrong with America. I'm a size 3 and can also fit that in my cleavage if I want. Fat people aren't the only ones with big boobs.
Everyone calling the OP fat is clearly fucking retarded.
1) My best friend is a D cup and a size two.
2) Even girls with small boobs can fit things in their cleavage if they're wearing a push-up bra.
3) Just STFU. She can do whatever the fuck she wants with her tits. Cleavage is mad convenient for storing things.
Stay classy, Kansas.
Cigarette boxes have pointy edges... how does that not hurt?
I don't blame that guy. If I saw that, I'd have a look of amazement, too.
It's not fat girls crazy! I'm 5 foot 6, wear a size 5 pants, and have 34DD boobs and weigh 130lbs....best purse ever! And no one can steal ur shit! I'm with you on this one girl (:
Breast have so many ingenious uses. I love being a girl.
Sounds like a skank ass bitch I know from Topeka, big tits, but only because shes a whale. Annie, stop blowing everyone. They still think you're ugly and a shitty blowjob won't change that.
the OP should have flopped out a tit for the guy.
I have a good rack, and I don't store things in there. It grosses me out, when someone pulls money out of there and pays for things. Who wants to touch that, boob sweat. Blegh.
i have DD's and can fit all that and then some in my my cleavage....it's quite convenient.
11:05 Oh please, of course you'd stare if you saw tits that weren't your mothers.
Haha, reminds me of the time I was cleaning out my car and stuck my phone between my boobs so it wouldn't end up in the 'pile of shit to save but that I'm really just going to stick in my trunk'.
I couldn't find my phone for an hour and a half until it rang.
Now that's a trick I'd like to see.
Sound like a super fat stupid cunt
Hajhhhhha definitely know this girl
I like boobs
Doesn't everybody like boobs?
There is no such thing as bad boobs...
Ahhhh.... Boobs... Refreshing
ew. who smokes anymore?
Something that cannot be priced isn't always priceless. Many times, it's worthless.
And I could probably pay someone to make faces like that. I swear, if TFLN turns into MLIA...
Why is it that any TFLN about boobs always turns into somehing like 'girls with big boobs are fat' or 'girls with big boobs are stupid'?? Honastly, I think you all need to back off the girls who have done nothing wrong. This is their body type, this is what they were given and there is no point in bashing them.
Jeez ha ha. Calm down people. I'm a size one, and have been able to fit my phone, credit cards, iPod, lip gloss, cash, a pack of gum, and like 3 bucks in change in my bra. My boyfriend bet me I couldn't do it. Ha ha
Hot, until the cigs. Fuckin gross
I'm sorry 9:09 but an oz of weed under ur tits?I don't think so
I can totally do that! I hid a hand purse, a pack of cigarettes, and $150 in ones in mine. Their real and 40 Double G's.....
@ 4:58 - were not amazed we just like starring at tits. Don't act like your special.
How big are your boobs? I am a DD and can't fit that much crap between!
Haha I bet I know who this was. This honest to god is probably about kaylee martin. Hell yea(;
I bet all you assholes calling this girl fat wouldn't mind it if your dick was in between a big set of tits. Stop bitching and shut the fuck up. The tits are hers to do whatever the fuck she wants with them.
i had an oz of weed hid unda mah titties and got felt up by da cops and they neva found it...i love mah double d titties!!
they certainly do sound like "fun bags" ....wonder what the hell you actually keep in your purse
Someone can say it but they can't spell it!
ewwwwwwwwww fat hanging tittys
I'll put my cigs out on her tits
good thing she didn't pull out the midget she's got in there.
done this sooooo many times!!!
Haha I love my boobs. People laugh but they are my pockets.
i just thought girls from my town did that, glad to know you tits see the same thing mine do on the weekends!!
You must have some sloppy titties. Did you also pull your laptop out of the fat rolls under your chin?
Big tits FTW I want to have her baby.
wtf? Carry a purse! I'm sure a guy doesn't want to feel all kinds of shit other than boobs when you go to hug and kiss him!
Damn you got some huge tits
That area is called your gooch
Glad I could help ;)
lol ashley spencer!!!!
How can you pull something from "between your cleavage" when cleavage, by definition, is the space between your breasts? So, you can pull something from your cleavage, or you can pull something from between your breasts.
I put the same stuff between my balls and my ass hole.
can someone say SAGIE TITS nasty nasty
I am the guy who saw you do that!
Your chest is def. impressive....
Come back to the Food Court, near Starbucks!
yeah uh i have like no boobs but still manage to stuff things down there (: it's quite convenient in the club, or anywhere else really, when you don't have pockets (: guys always seem to be amazed for some reason.
It's just trashy when you pull out the cigarettes.
Ha ha add your college id, liscence, and a lighter, and we could be twinsss
6:13 Uh, if they're big enough they won't feel it. Obviously you've never hugged anyone with boobs.
Charles Rutherford is gonna offer this cunt a double cheeseburger for a blow job
Id stare too if I saw a fat slut pulling shit outta her shirt.....mmm a whore that smokes............attractive
gonna have nasty saggy hangin milkers!
as long as i can fit something else in there, what do i care?
WTF does this have to do with being classy?
You're never gettin' outa here again.
To Actual TFLN Post:
I pull keys, my college ID, lighter, and cigarettes from my boobs too. I'm a DD. Way to go. Makes me proud to know someone else in the 785 can do wonderful things with their boobs besides make guys drool all over themselves. I hope you had a great night. :D
Must be an american thing I guess.
hey girl, hey :)
Haha story of my life!
When I go out in a dress with no pockets, and don't want to carry a purse or jacket, I put my college Id, keys, and phone in my bra all of the time when I go out...and so do most on the girls I know
7:45 The problem is, thats logical. The kind of people who feel the need to judge this girls weight are not capable of logic. It's all very sad.
November 13, 2009 2:18PM = Fatty
Wow ..... A lot of you are really stupid not only fat girls do this I'm a size 5 and can fit all sorts of random crap in my bra it's super conviniant when your going out to a club and don't have pockets and don't want to carry a purse all my female friends do thisand none of them are bigger than a size8so screw you judgmental fucks
Wut happened to Ownage? Man... That guy was hilarious
OMG! This is totally me!!! But im a skinny ass white chick!
Ugh. Sweaty gross people would pull money out of there and hand it to me to pay for their shit when I worked as a cashier in gettysburg. I wanted to puke as I took the $ from them.
"WTF does this have to do with being classy? "
If you have to ask....never mind.
The ONLY girls who do this are fatties.
I'M FINALLY FIRST!!!!
2:18, are you busy later?
Fat tits not big tits
Big boobs=good-- smoking=bad-- smoking with big boobs-- horrid sight-- big boob, fine body=great night w/o cigs