Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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You should never have to apologize for that
Your friends, if they are true friends, will understand completely.
you have chosen wisely
Shit, I would've chosen orgasms too!
Khals, i didnt. Lol. The high road would be getting laid as opposed to hanging out with some douche and their friends. There is no hard choice to make here
Skoot, you're still wrong. In this case, "low road" refers to *not* hanging out with douche
The low road was hanging out with some douche and his friends? Prioritize, bitch!
i think you misunderstood
That was clearly the right decision.
Wubba, if you were to pick hanging out with people and not getting laid instead of getting your dick/pussy wet, youve chosen the low road. I dont care who says otherwise.
I'll make your pussy squirt. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight
and the prank calls begin
Yes!! G ay porn ahoy!!
Ha! Love it.... I'm not above passing on this number to some nasty porn sites....muahahaha!!!!
The sad thing is, you know some nappy chick is going to call this perv...
in nerdspeak posting your email/number is like blowing the horn of gondor and signaling the troll armies to charge...posting a work phone/mail is grounds for termination
Desperation at its finest