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  • Submitted by UniqueNordic on Nov 29, 11 at 12:19pm

    You should never have to apologize for that

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    Submitted by haliganbar on Nov 29, 11 at 5:06pm

    Your friends, if they are true friends, will understand completely.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 5:23pm

    you have chosen wisely

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 29, 11 at 9:06pm

    Shit, I would've chosen orgasms too!

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 30, 11 at 1:19am

    Skoot, you're still wrong. In this case, "low road" refers to *not* hanging out with douche

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    Submitted by skoot32 on Nov 29, 11 at 3:28pm

    Khals, i didnt. Lol. The high road would be getting laid as opposed to hanging out with some douche and their friends. There is no hard choice to make here

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    Submitted by mad2physicist on Nov 30, 11 at 2:01am

    That was clearly the right decision.

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    Submitted by skoot32 on Nov 29, 11 at 11:48am

    The low road was hanging out with some douche and his friends? Prioritize, bitch!

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      Submitted by khals88 on Nov 29, 11 at 12:34pm

      i think you misunderstood

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    Submitted by skoot32 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:08am

    Wubba, if you were to pick hanging out with people and not getting laid instead of getting your dick/pussy wet, youve chosen the low road. I dont care who says otherwise.

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    Submitted by patman85 on Apr 16, 14 at 9:59am

    That's understandable

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    Submitted by enitenite on Nov 29, 11 at 1:33pm

    I'll make your pussy squirt. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

    • 56 42
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 29, 11 at 2:20pm

      desperate much?

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 5:18pm

        and the prank calls begin

        • 40 52
          Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 29, 11 at 8:15pm

          Yes!! G ay porn ahoy!!

          • 44 53
            Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 29, 11 at 10:10pm

            Ha! Love it.... I'm not above passing on this number to some nasty porn sites....muahahaha!!!!

        • 41 52
          Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 29, 11 at 10:13pm

          The sad thing is, you know some nappy chick is going to call this perv...

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            Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 10:36pm

            in nerdspeak posting your email/number is like blowing the horn of gondor and signaling the troll armies to charge...posting a work phone/mail is grounds for termination

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              Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 29, 11 at 11:27pm

              Desperation at its finest