There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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2 comments already and no pearl necklace jokes? I am disappointed...
Dammit, I was getting on here to post some zz top lyrics but you beat me to the pearl necklace joke
They must be awfully small hickies. Either way, grow up.
"Shame, and eternal shame, nothing but shame! Let us die. In once more! Back again! ... His fairest daughter is contaminate." -- Henry V, Act 4, Scene 5
Pride or victory?
So, he gave you a collar of hickies and a pearl necklace?!? You sound like a winer!!!