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  • You'll be the guy with the bitch wife and limp dick.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 12, 11 at 10:57am
  • If one of your greatest desires is to essentially be everything that is wrong with humanity & interpersonal relationships, then no. No, karma will not be kind to you.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Oct 12, 11 at 2:28pm
  • So you are fat and ugly, and resent your 5 kids and husband who likes to get it.

    Submitted by firsts_r_douches on Oct 12, 11 at 11:21am
  • You'll be a crack whore doing donkey shows for pesos.

    Submitted by 9miletn on Oct 12, 11 at 1:00pm
  • Sex and the city? Charlotte?

    Submitted by grace12 on Oct 12, 11 at 12:44pm
  • Rough night?

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 12, 11 at 2:05pm
  • why the hell would you want that?

    Submitted by kantiankitten on Oct 12, 11 at 4:52pm
  • Preach porksword.

    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Oct 12, 11 at 10:59am
  • If OP is a woman, then your better off staying in the dirt as wormfood. You would make better fertilizer, and you would be contributing something to the world for once in your sad existence. Fucking femnist. Yeah power to the pussy and guys are garbage, we know. Get a job

    Submitted by Chucklez421 on Oct 12, 11 at 9:47pm
  • @grace12 exactlyy what i was thinking

    Submitted by boxessofrain on Jun 19, 12 at 12:46am
  • Why does everyone get so butt hurt on this app? Y'all sound like a bunch of old people that honestly can't take a joke. Come on you can't honestly believe everything you read on here.

    Submitted by Zanexp on Dec 10, 12 at 1:08am
  • If OP is a woman, she's a useless man hater that doesn't know what her vag is for. Probably so fat she can't even see it with a mirror and a spotlight anymore.

    Submitted by bloodyfuck on Oct 12, 11 at 4:52pm
  • ice queen

    Submitted by kristi61386 on Feb 7, 12 at 3:59am