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  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 12, 11 at 10:57am

    You'll be the guy with the bitch wife and limp dick.

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      Submitted by hacker201 on Oct 12, 11 at 2:24pm

      Seems like he already is...

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    Submitted by Vilexxica on Oct 12, 11 at 2:28pm

    If one of your greatest desires is to essentially be everything that is wrong with humanity & interpersonal relationships, then no. No, karma will not be kind to you.

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    Submitted by firsts_r_douches on Oct 12, 11 at 11:21am

    So you are fat and ugly, and resent your 5 kids and husband who likes to get it.

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    Submitted by 9miletn on Oct 12, 11 at 1:00pm

    You'll be a crack whore doing donkey shows for pesos.

  • 75 66
    Submitted by grace12 on Oct 12, 11 at 12:44pm

    Sex and the city? Charlotte?

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 12, 11 at 2:05pm

    Rough night?

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    Submitted by kantiankitten on Oct 12, 11 at 4:52pm

    why the hell would you want that?

  • 72 94
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Oct 12, 11 at 10:59am

    Preach porksword.

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    Submitted by Chucklez421 on Oct 12, 11 at 9:47pm

    If OP is a woman, then your better off staying in the dirt as wormfood. You would make better fertilizer, and you would be contributing something to the world for once in your sad existence. Fucking femnist. Yeah power to the pussy and guys are garbage, we know. Get a job

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    Submitted by bloodyfuck on Oct 12, 11 at 4:52pm

    If OP is a woman, she's a useless man hater that doesn't know what her vag is for. Probably so fat she can't even see it with a mirror and a spotlight anymore.

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    Submitted by boxessofrain on Jun 19, 12 at 12:46am

    @grace12 exactlyy what i was thinking

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    Submitted by kristi61386 on Feb 7, 12 at 3:59am

    ice queen

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    Submitted by Zanexp on Dec 10, 12 at 1:08am

    Why does everyone get so butt hurt on this app? Y'all sound like a bunch of old people that honestly can't take a joke. Come on you can't honestly believe everything you read on here.