FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.