Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?