If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.