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  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:31pm

    Crispy was dreaming about diddling cub scouts when he got caught

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:43pm

    (225) str8 up, tool akadamee turns me dick into butter

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:25am

    Free this! -crispy

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:38pm

    tool academy is a tv show where they take shitty boyfriends and try to turn them into good ones. anywho, i've felt this many times and sometimes i wish i could put my ex on there.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:05am

    DOWN GOES TEBOW!!!!!

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:54am

    ohhhh- can you send in a request for an ex boyfriend to be put on tool academy?

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:57pm

    what's tool acadamy, don't be hatin just answer

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:10pm

    I like to eat poop. Don't lie, so do you! Mr.Kahoozels

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:01pm

    Yeah suck on these titties and my balls bitch..

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:06pm

    hahahha this could easily be me sending a text to my ex. it would fit perfectly. except i would NEVER miss him.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:10pm

    One time I got jacking off in the circle rack of clothes at kmart. Looked like a gorilla in the bush. -crispy

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:14pm

    Lmao totally me and my ex. The way I feel anout him lmfao

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:24pm

    Fuck everyone and have a nice day hahaha

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:05am

    Sounds like you got a class-A douche on your hands. ~Kush

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:40am

    Guss, you might want to find a more intelligent way to illustrate your point. You sound retarded.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:24pm

    6:21, is that you Shannon?

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:05pm

    He's not even my man, but I still want to put us on Tool Academy!!!!

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:04pm

    I thought I was the only one who felt this way =/

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:48pm

    I am watching Tool Academy right now!

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:09pm

    What's crispys opinion of this post?

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:53pm

    sounds like your friends a cool dude

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:55am

    Hahaha reminds me of someone.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:45am

    What does FTW mean .???

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:29pm

    Obama sucks. All liberals are stupid. -Guss

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:05am

    sounds like what i do

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:19pm

    I've wanted to text this so many times!

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:31pm

    I've been told this many times... Is that bad?

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:28am

    I wish I could take credit for this one. I've only ever said...I was watching Tool Academy...and thought of you.

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:25pm

    Yes this is Shannon why

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:31am

    Guss FTW! And this isnt funny

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:35pm

    I just watched Tool Academy, it's my guilty pleasure

  • 30 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:27pm

    I thoroughly enjoy this.