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  • 49 12
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 7:39pm
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    sounds like he was after air Jordan's

  • 26 16
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 8:16pm
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    flashbangs are not your friend without a solid wall between you and it..you learn that real fast

  • 21 19
    Submitted by goodhead50 on Dec 24, 11 at 7:28pm
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    All malls make me feel that way, and that goes double for MOA.

  • 18 14
    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 25, 11 at 12:55pm
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    the moa is the most evil and vile place on earth, and even more so twice a year. christmas and ramadan. ew.

  • 19 16
    Submitted by femmedm on Dec 24, 11 at 7:37pm
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    I don't care if OP is male or female, I wanna buy them yummy alcohol

  • 15 15
    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Dec 25, 11 at 8:00am
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    This is golden I must say.

  • 14 15
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 24, 11 at 8:12pm
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    Nothing that a flash bang grenade for a diversion can't resolve. ;)

  • 23 46
    Submitted by TLS913 on Dec 24, 11 at 8:26pm
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    Jew power, ya nigga bitch.

    • 13 14
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 24, 11 at 11:32pm
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      You are an uneducated imbecile, and should be beaten until you learn.

      • 14 13
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 25, 11 at 1:47am
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        I'm gunna hit you with this book untilled you absorb its contents and it falls apart!!

      • 11 16
        Submitted by TLS913 on Dec 25, 11 at 12:00pm
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        dude, seriously. shut the f*ck up. call me uneducated? I'm Jewish, and your a nigga bitch. Its a simple concept.

        • 16 11
          Submitted by shellsbells on Dec 25, 11 at 12:09pm
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          wow,you really need to mature.

          • 13 14
            Submitted by TLS913 on Dec 25, 11 at 12:14pm
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            f*ck off.

        • 10 16
          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 25, 11 at 9:10pm
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          I'm neither a nigga, nor a bitch. But you ARE an ignorant cunt.

          • 13 8
            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 25, 11 at 9:11pm
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            And I mean that in the most Christmassy way.

            • 13 13
              Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 25, 11 at 9:23pm
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              happy holidays ya cunt

              • 14 10
                Submitted by TLS913 on Dec 26, 11 at 10:47am
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                do me a lil favor. jump off a cliff. NB.

        • 11 15
          Submitted by rocqstar on Dec 26, 11 at 8:11am
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          you're*

          • 17 12
            Submitted by TLS913 on Dec 26, 11 at 10:48am
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            cool guy. not.

  • 9 31
    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Dec 25, 11 at 12:01am
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    @ Eightyeight hitler hates your Jewish guts and your circumcised penis

  • 15 50
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Dec 24, 11 at 5:35pm
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    Eighty Eight

    • 13 11
      Submitted by 2jzstang on Dec 24, 11 at 5:43pm
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      You are a moron

    • 15 15
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 24, 11 at 7:03pm
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      ...dicks he had to suck to join the crew.

      • 14 16
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 24, 11 at 7:51pm
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        Number of times he has had syphilis.

        • 13 16
          Submitted by porksword on Dec 24, 11 at 9:26pm
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          Number of blacks, Jews, and Mexicans his mom does per year to pay rent on the trailer.

    • 15 14
      Submitted by sssmarie on Dec 25, 11 at 12:27pm
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      Love these people who replied. You guys are da best commenters

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