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  • I guess I'm the only one who thinks, "Who gives a fuck?" I'm a dude, and if one of my ex's has a boyfriend with a cock bigger than mine, I don't give a shit. What does that have to do with me? I have more important things to do than sit around wondering how big my ex's new boyfriend's cock is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:37am
  • why do you assume it's fake? some guys do have bigger dicks than others.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:15am
  • I bet he could overfill them 11:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:58pm
  • @11.03 - I think your ex is calling you a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:04am
  • Wowwww 5:16 seriously? U my dear have a looooot of issues. U putting shit like that on here is sooo not even appropriate. Why don't u just go fuck ur mom again or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:01am
  • i would just throw them away. sever all ties. like, if you're going to get satisfaction from returning the condoms, that just says you still have something to prove to him. but indifference is so much more important.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:57am
  • Crispy is a fucking tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:45am
  • Hellllssss noooo do it!!!! Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:27am
  • Die you fucking cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:06am
  • @931 I can't believe you said cocksmen...u are made of win sir!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:22am
  • If he was a real cocksman he wouldn't have left them at ur place so yes embarass the shit out if him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:31am
  • When I dumped my cheating cunt ex, I took back my magnums...no way her new ginger bf could fill them...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:19am
  • 5:16 ur girl just sent u bak ur condoms ... I got those magnums big boy and I'm fuckin her to her kidneys shift... They call me bigga the condom filla

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:33pm
  • LOL. awesome. GO. FOR. IT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:50pm
  • Lol nice stab in the back!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:58pm
  • That's dick.. Literally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:43am
  • No that is not mean that is just beeing nice! Hahahahahahahahaha! My ex gave me "our" condoms because "I would need them sooner than he". Thoughtful, don't you think?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:03am
  • I think it would be funnier than hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:52pm
  • It's only mean if you send him back the one your new boyfriend tried on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:03am
  • Totally fine. I did it when I broke up with my last boyfriend. Packed up his crap including his condoms and dropped um off to his mommy since he wasn't man enough to meet me. Not just b/c the other men I've been with are larger but partly just b/c I didn't want to see anything that was his. Its not fake, it happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:26am
  • ^^ dude I think it has more to do with you being embarrassed about your tiny penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:43am
  • Uhh 5:33. That's Sick Dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:52pm
  • mean: probably awesome: definitely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:57pm
  • its worse when the new guy is too small for the magnums your ex was using!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:28am
  • I love it! Definitely mean but worthy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:33am
  • it's not mean, just petty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Hahahaha why are you hesitating? And be sure to leave a note or something explaining the return. God I'm so gonna do that one day, genius!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:02pm
  • A condom will fit over your head. Surely his prick isn't that big!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:11am
  • This is great!! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:45am
  • I loveeee this! Its hilarious! Sounds so meeee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:34pm
  • 5:16 you are a fucking hater. Get off the site. I hope ur next girlfriend sautees ur balls. Leaves u then sends them and ur small condoms back to u wrapped in tin foil. Jesus u suck dick and u know it. Die alone fucking bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Fuckin do it!!! Big dicks rule!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:39pm
  • We all hate... -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:47am
  • Crispy has a small cock - sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:30am
  • wow ur a stupid bitch hung up on the fact that ur boyfriend broke up with u and it wad probably because ur pathetic or just a terrible fuck buddy

    Submitted by jbroc19 on Dec 14, 11 at 3:13am
  • Sounds reasonable. Just don't get upset if sends your bra or knickers back saying his new GF has bigger boobs and/or a smaller arse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:27am
  • One of my ex boyfriends actually asked for his condoms back.... they were the free ones from planned parent hood.... like I would care...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Aww Sucks For You 12:35. =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:54pm
  • 516- shut up lil dick cry baby. <3 xoo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:20pm
  • 5:16 you're just pathetic, obviously no sense of humor either - just boring. 5:33 hilarious mean but funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:23am
  • Like those tiny planned parenthood ones? I couldnt fit into one of those when I was 12, a girl broke one out on me so I broke it in her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:38am
  • Wow. Haha. Bet You Won't Do It. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:51pm
  • thats amazing... i'm in the same boat as you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:20am
  • Absolutely not mean at all:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:39pm
  • LOL love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:12pm
  • 7:23 bigger dick = new pussy! He's has taken her to new places

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Love you and ..... DO IT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:22pm
  • I have a tiny dick but I use magnum xl condoms to contain the quart of semen I cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:35pm
  • is it fucking stupid to be a dumb fucking cunt who can't even be bothered to spell entire words? i think the answer is yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:17pm
  • No, but I don't need to do that with my bf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:13pm
  • my favorite text everr<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:18pm
  • That's called an upgrade OP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Bravo @11.19. Good Work, Fella!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:34pm
  • now thats just being a bitch. but a funny bitch. LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:01am
  • Maybe. But if doing that is wrong, I don't want to e right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Lmao hell na he messed up so it's tough shit for him

    Submitted by lysaer90 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:37pm
  • yes. yes, it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:40pm
  • Not if he broke up with you;)

    Submitted by Bear4 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:40pm
  • That's fking awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:11pm
  • fuck this whore -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:07am
  • Condoms are for sailors

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:40am
  • Why are people answering this and/or analyzing it?who gives a fuck? Who ever submitted this was looking for laughs, not advice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:29am
  • 5:16.. Someones heartbroken with a sma dick! Ha ha don't read the site if your not gonna laugh about it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:31pm
  • You fucking cum dumpster just throw them away but no you want to hurt him so you must still care women love to play games after all you are all evil sluts wasn't it eve who took the forbiding fruit then used her cunt as a tool to get Adam to do anything she wanted you are all a bunch of evil cum dumpsters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Yeah total dig on her. She obviously isn't over him if she is still thinking of ways to hurt him. I would send her a note back sayin " Just give them to , then I won't have to buy more"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:52pm
  • GENIUS!! I'm sooo doing that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:26pm
  • That's awesome!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:45pm
  • Is it mean to steal ur bf's condoms and use them on his teammates bc ya'll don't use condoms?

    Submitted by bbygurlg388 on Mar 22, 10 at 11:16pm
  • amazing

    Submitted by tabbycat613 on May 26, 10 at 11:38pm
  • 5:16 has a small penis and mommy issues. Go fuck yourself, you waste of space, woman-hating, sack of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:08am
  • Not at all. The pussy should grow one.

    Submitted by Austinaveous on Jun 30, 10 at 10:24am
  • Fake. There's tighter squeezes but they all should fit.

    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Jun 16, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Ppst some real shit that's actually funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:02am
  • Wow 5:16 has fuckin problems with women like OD.. did yr mother never hug u as a kid? Did yr gf cheat on u cuz u have a small dick?? What is it that made u hate women so much. Yr a sad little man bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Lol that'd be funny as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:50am
  • A text like this only means one thing to the guy..."LOL, I'm still in her head and have hand". If she really moved on she wouldn't care about her Ex anymore & what he thinks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:36pm
  • My penis is -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:41am
  • @7:23 Did you really use the word "ergo" to defend small cock? There's no apostrophe in "gets," ergo you are a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:26pm
  • U must lik 2 fuk.....when u goin let me hit?????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Um 12:35 doubt it, and I love this

    Submitted by doeeyes on Sep 2, 10 at 12:10pm
  • Ahahahahhaha do it! 5:16 you're fucking crazy and you have issues haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:48pm
  • That's just horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:24am
  • no, its mean to send ur new boyfriends huge condoms to piss him off

    Submitted by FlashingLight on Jul 10, 10 at 4:47am
  • DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

    Submitted by baseballbuddy91 on Jan 13, 11 at 10:15pm
  • I would hunt you down and stab you in the neck if you done that to me. Infact I might just hunt you down and do it anyway for even thinking of doing that to a member of the greater of the two sides of our species.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:59am
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