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  • 1:28 is wrong. In spanish you pull your dick out and wiggle it around. However, that is like saying McGoats Totes. So to say it right you have to wrap your balls up over your cock before wiggling it around. It's tricky, but can be done with some practice. Before everyone starts screaming "that's not right, what are your sources?!" and all that BS, I'm an expert because I took a year or so of spanish in high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:35pm
  • gooood ol' missouri city, TX

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Pretty sure it translates to El Chupacabra

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Lmfao 7:03 !!! Marry me please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:24pm
  • one who says this is missouri city.. i live in houston and i use to have a 281area code. two my boyfriend says this all the time ha. loves it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:55pm
  • 1:35, ive been spanish my entire life and that explanation made as much sense as a screen door on a nuclear submarine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:36pm
  • I'm a mix of French Spanish apache English Im one quarter each what I want to know is y does everyone feel necessary to tell every one u will never know who I am or if I'm lying about this further more these are mostly nationality's not races a race is like Latino Anglo saxon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Dude 4:36, you've been Spanish your entire life??!? That's as crazy as a banana sandwich! I was German for a few years. Then I turned British, but got bored with that, so I switched to Australian. Then a few years back I switched it up to Irish, and have been satisfied with that so far. Of COURSE if you're Spanish you've been so for your entire life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Don't even try to say that in Spanish unless you intend to get beaten up... pendejo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Totes my goats = se llevar mis chivos Totes mcgoats = no translation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:37pm
  • @3:24 It's a quote from "I love you, Man"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Toto= vagina mcgoto= ??? totes mcgoats in spanish would be in fact just "totes mcgoats" since its not a real name, but if you want to get fancy with it add "el" to the begining

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:28pm
  • What is totes mcgoats in English why is it funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:24pm
  • totes mcgoats is slang for totally. have you people seriously never heard this??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Mcgotes del totes if totes is implying ownership over the mcgotes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:06pm
  • I Love You, Man FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:14pm
  • <3 this movie! Love totes mcgoats!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:16pm
  • @7:03 hey don't be trollin! I had a banana sandwich for lunch today!

    Submitted by Me777 on Jun 4, 10 at 10:03pm
  • um yes please hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:52am
  • Who is McGoats and why is he dead? (tot in German is dead last time I checked)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:38pm
  • how did this ever make it onto this site? someone needs to tell admin to get their head in the game, cuz they definitely dropped the ball on this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:18am
  • totes magotes is short for totally magotally. duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:21am
  • Fuck off. Best movie ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:31am
  • I love you, Man actually has copyrights on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:47pm
  • ...its not totes mcgotes...totes my goats is the correct quote.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:44pm
  • totalmente mi gente!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Juicy penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 5:18pm
  • totes magotes wasn't funny when paul rudd coined it, and it's not funny now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:27pm
  • 7:03-badass this is my first time hearing of this phrase. thanks tfln AGAIN for brightening my dirty phrases vocabulary<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:17pm
  • 3:06, totes does not own the mcgotes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Totes mcgoats is totally my thing!!! I seriously have copyrights with that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:34pm
  • PEOPLE, ITS TOTES MCGOTES. l2watchitwithsubtitles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:54am
  • 4:21 i agree, another dud selected for tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:38pm
  • I love you man is amazing. his Jack off station is so funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:50pm
  • it's "totes magotes", 2:44. It was even listed on the damn billboards advertising the movie. Nice try, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:48am
  • I'm from the 281 and I really hope this is someone I know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:59pm
  • it was around way before i love you man just fyi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:45pm
  • hahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:48pm
  • No clue... I don't get it... (fail?!) And second.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:13pm
  • I'm an Albino and it was my brother who tried to kill Robert Langdon in the Da Vinci Code... What people don't realize is that the Da Vinci Code is based on a true story, just in an alternate universe... @ 1:35 - I also wave my seiner at things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:51pm