I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
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you see, this is why i just don't wear pants anymore,they are just a hassle and i can't afford for my supersonic vag waves to be messed up in any sort of way
Okay, phone number? Really? That's just begging for some shit.
I need to find a girl like this one!
im in the 505 and i think i picked up your waves
I'm in the 505 and wanna know why I haven't met you yet........
Morse Code Vag Edition xD
im feeling your sonic waves!!!! 978-979-9531
no one likes a muffled muff
I don't get waves any more it's more like just a regular thang to know
Why can't all women just be straight up
Haha. I can see how that happens