Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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I'd guess sober you is probably an ass too, if drunk you felt the need to teach yourself a lesson.
Thad not drunk you; that schizophrenia.
sweet use of the semicolon
you mean split personality. drugs do that.
"Sober me", "stoned me", "drunk me" = OVER IT
I need to be friends with this guy!
Hahhahahah truly truly Awesome
I do this shit also. Still can't find my debit card. Drunk me is such a sneaky bitch.
lmfaaaaaaoooo thats hilarious man, and hahahha @thatgirlsarah , in my opion, you couldnt be more wrong aha